Where do football players go before the big game?
A. The Toilet Bowl.
road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. – John
you hear about the sewer backup at the boxing gym? No? That's
okay 'cause the punch line was really crappy.
What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?
A. Both slowly remove clogs.
How does a plumber access the Internet?
A. He taps in his password.
Why would a bitchy girlfriend make a great plumber?
A. Because she keeps bringing up shit from weeks ago...
Which Jurassic critter was in charge of animal poop disposal?
A. The dino-sewer.
Point to Ponder: Why is it called Raw Sewage? Does
anybody ever actually cook that shit?
What is a redneck plumber's favorite dipping sauce?
How do you make clean water out of raw sewage?
A. Filter it, filter it again, and then boil the crap
out of it!
What happened to the guy who had an unhealthy obsession
with plumbing parts?
A. After years of therapy, he finally got it out of his
Why is a sewer considered such a happening place?
A. Because it's where so much shit goes down!
How are war veterans and plumbers alike?
A. You wouldn't believe the shit they've seen.
Plumbing Woe: The plumber found a blunt in my drain today.
No wonder my water bills are so high!
Fact of the Day: Plumbing is the only profession where your
boss will say, "Be sure your joints have lots
of dope in them."
What do you say to a sewer guy who claims he saw an alligator
A. What a croc of shit!
Sewage Point to Ponder: When bruins poop in the woods, is
the smell unbearable?
What is a Colorado plumber's favorite holiday?
A. Sink-o de Mayo.
What do you call a room full of cynical plumbers?
A. A skeptic tank.
plumbers never die, but they do go down the drain.