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Q. What kind of fungus might grow in a toilet? A. Toadstools!

 


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Sewage Jokes, Crappy Puns, Toilet Humor
(Because White Toilets Are NOT Too Mainstream and Potty Puns May Make You Flush With Laughter)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Bathroom humor stinks. No butts about it.
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Sh*tty Pun: I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me.Toilet Tech Humor: Backups are usually a good thing, unless it's a sewer.Crappy Pun: Old Sewage Workers Never Die, They Just Waste Away.

Life is like a sewer: you get out of it what you put into it. And, sometimes it stinks...

Q. How do you describe a jocular sewage joker?
A. Pun Gent!

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
– Mel Brooks

Q. Why do toilets run? A. They never learned how to job!Q. Why did they install toilets at the garbage heap? A. Because lots of people go dump there!Did you hear the joke about the toilet? Never mind. It's too dirty!

Q. Why doesn't Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!

If pizzas were manhole covers, the sewer would be paradise. – Ed Norton

There's one more great sewage joke, but we're going to leave it out because the punch line really stinks.

Q. Why did the volcano explode? A. It couldn't find a lava-tory!All the toilets in NYC police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on!A man who digs for his watch in a toilet is bound to have sh*tty timing!

Q. How do you get the bathroom unlocked in a hurry?
A. Use a doo-key!

Q. Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
A. To do his duty.

Q. How do you know it's time to go to the bathroom?
A. It must be poo-thirty.

Q. What do you call a bathroom superhero? A. Flush Gordon!Q. What do you call a Doctor in the sewer? A. Doctor Poo!Q. What did Mr Spock find in the toilet? A. The Captain's Log!

Q. What would you find in Superman's bathroom?
A. The Super Bowl!

You can take the man out of the sewer, but you can't take the sewer out of the man. – Trixie Norton

If you farted while traveling at the speed of sound, would you smell it before you heard it?

Port-o-potties say: Go Denver! And we mean go!Q. Why don't they have toilet paper at KFC? A. It's finger-licking good!You might be from Colorado if you use bear-proof trash cans!

Q. Where do football players go before the big game?
A. The Toilet Bowl.

There once was a man named McBride, who fell in the sewer and died. The same day his brother, fell in another and they were interred side by side.

When bears poop in the woods, is the smell unbearable?

Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Bathroom humor stinks. No butts about it.
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