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Toilet
Humor, Stinking Funny Puns, Crap Jokes
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into privy puns, backed-up bathroom humor, loo-ed latrine laughs
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Funny Toilet Jokes, Bathroom Humor, Shitty Puns
(Because Crappy Bathroom Jokes
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're Waiting
for the Plumber!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Risk! Crap humor, free-flowing jokes, and piss
poor puns to plunge into ahead.
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Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns
and Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3
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| Toilet Humor | Toilet
Paper Jokes | Urine Jokes, Pee
Puns, #1 Humor | Potty Training
Jokes |
| Turd Jokes, Crap Puns | Constipated
Jokes | Diarrhea Jokes
| Outhouse Jokes, Porta Potty Puns
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| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room LOLs | Bath Time LOLs
| Animal Poop Puns |
Fertilizer Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Sewer Humor | Superhero
Loo LOLs | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes
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Did
you hear about the depressed proctologist? He's been feeling
rather down in the dumps.
Q.
What is the worst thing about being constipated?
A. Nobody gives a shit that you can't!
Q.
What kind of pencil does a mathematician use to work out
his constipation?
A. A No. 2.
Q.
What should you wear to a truly scary haunted house?
A. Depends. Not a joke – Wear Depends! |
Q.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
A. Because they're extinct!
Q.
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A. Lots and lots of room!
Q.
How do you know toilet paper is a dedicated worker?
A. Because it believes no job is done until the paperwork
is done.
Q.
What does your dog say when you ask him to produce a feces
specimen for the vet?
A. It's the least I could doo.
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Q.
What is the difference between toilet paper and toast?
A. Toast is brown on both sides.
Q.
What happened when the truckload of toilet paper crashed
on the highway?
A. When cops arrived at the scene, they asked if it was
a roll-over or a roll-under.
Q.
Which day of the week is the favorite for human excrement?
A. Turds-Day.
Q.
Which new bathroom wipe was popular with consumers for only
a few months?
A. Faddy Tissue. |
Coach
has a recurring nightmare that the team won't be able to
pull their head out of their ass for the big game. The sh*ttiest
dream ever... Go Denver?
Q.
Where does hot sh*t stay in downtown Denver?
A. The Brown Palace Hotel.
Q.
Are constipation jokes funny?
A. Shit NO! |
Did
you hear about the guy with diarrhea? The doctor gave him
pills and told him to take one after each episode. Unfortunately,
all the episodes were reruns...
Did
you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yes, it runs in
your jeans.
Q.
What should you say to somebody is anxious about having
diarrhea?
A. Dude, don't lose your shit! |
I'm
embarrassed to admit I farted at work today. They called
in the plumbers to look for a leak in the sewage system.
Q.
Why do farts have an odor?
A. For the benefit of the hearing impared.
Q.
Why did the standup comedian stop telling fart jokes?
A. Because everybody said they stink! |
Q.
In England, what rank are you when you're in the bathroom?
A. Loo-tenant.
You
know, if you pee in the swimming pool, urine trouble!
I
saw my urologist the other day, and he really pissed me
off!
Did
you hear the joke about the toilet? Never mind, it's too
dirty. |
Q.
Why was a guy happy about having diarrhea, hemorrhoids,
and eczema last week?
A. Because it was the first time he'd ever won a game of
Scrabble!
Did
you hear about the new book about diarrhea? It flows really
well.
Q.
Why did the constipated leprechaun go to the doctor?
A. Because he could only fart rainbows.
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Q.
What does a bruin's fart smell like in the woods?
A. It's absolutely un-bearable!
Q.
When the urinal said, "You're full of shit,"
what did the toilet say?
A. Piss Off.
Sh*tty
Pick-Up Line: You're stuck in
my head, like mental constipation. |
Guess
the landlord won't accept crappy jokes either?
Q.
What do New Yorkers call a bird that poops on your head?
A. A stool pigeon.
Crappy
Fact of the Day: I have inner beauty. In fact, I have the
video from my colonoscopy to prove it. |
Q.
Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune contestant?
A. He wanted to buy a bowel.
Shitty
Pun of the Day: Constipation jokes may not be your favorite,
but they're certainly a solid number two.
Q.
When shouldn't you tell a crappy joke?
A. When it's just too corny.
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Q.
What did the priest say before he flushed the toilet in
Gotham City?
A. Holy Crap, Batman!
Crappy
Point to Ponder: If pooping is the call of nature, then
is a fart a missed call?
Q.
Which human turds are recorded in history?
A. Coprolites. |
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Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns,
Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3
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| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 |
| Toilet Jokes | 2
| Toilet Paper Jokes and TP Puns
| Urine Jokes, Pee Puns, and #1 Humor
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| Turd Jokes and Crap Puns | 2
| Constipation Jokes and Proctologist
Puns | Diarrhea Jokes
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| Shower Jokes, Bath Puns | Potty
Trained Puns | Porta Potty
Jokes and Outhouse Puns |
| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room Humor | Butt Jokes | Underwear
Laughs | Yellow Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Gas Station Jokes | Smelly
Jokes, Stinking Funny Puns |
| Plumber Jokes and Sewer Humor
| Superhero Loo | 2
| Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Janitor
Jokes |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Fertilizer Jokes, Garden Manure Humor, and Crappy Gnome Puns
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