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Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well.Your pun about TV controllers wasn't even remotely funny.Got 404 message and some un gnome error?

Old computer programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.

Q. Why do Java developers wear glasses?
A. Because they can't C.

Q. What did the computer motherboard say to the new software?
A. I'll show you who's DOS!

Hulk doesn't dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone!

Q. What was the hipster doing at the computer?
A. Looking in the recycle bin for something retro.

Q. Why was the computer geek disappointed at the zoo?
A. He couldn't find any ram!

Programmers gno it's not bugs that cause the problems. It is just gnome gremlins.

Q. Why was the computer so tired when it got home from work?
A. It had a hard drive.

Q. Why did the blonde kick her computer?
A. She was trying to boot it up.

Are you sitting on the F5 Key? 'Cause your ass is refreshing!Old Hackers Never Die, They Just Go To Bits.A computer program attached to an electric chair would have to have its execution carefully checked.

Q. What do you get if you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
A. A screensaver!

Cheesy pick-up line for bikers, computer geeks, and lounge lizards alike: Is your name WiFi? 'Cause I'm feeling a connection.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

The first Apple computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. Just one byte, and everything crashed!

Q. What did the turkey say to the computer?
A. Google Google Google!

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

There are only 2 hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

When your Internet provider goes bankrupt, that's a net loss.IT makes no difference? IT Level 2 makes magic happen!Backups are ususally a good thing, unless it's a sewer.

Q. Why did the software developer go broke?
A. Because he used up all his cache.

Q. Why was the guy fired from the keyboard factory?
A. He wasn't putting in enough shifts!

Hey, you're the ONE who called the Gnome Tech Help Line where IT Level 2 makes the magic happen?

Q. What does your work computer do during lunch hour?
A. It has a few bytes.

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Q. What did the proud computer programmer say about his newborn son?
A. He's a chip off the old block!

When computer programmers are really hungry, they take mega bites.Q. Why don't programmers like nature? A. Too Many BugsSign on a Hacker's Door: "Gone Phishing"

Q. Where do all the cool mice live?
In their mousepads!

If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day. If you teach them how to program, you frustrate them for a lifetime.

Blonde computer bugs: It says, "Press Any Key to Start." Where is the Any Key?

Q. Which way did the rogue computer programmer go?
A. He went data way ---->

Bane of programmers! Bugs come in through open Windows.

Q. What's the difference between Linux and a virus?
A. A computer virus does something.

Q. Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A. It had Bluetooth!

Q. What do computers snack on when they get hungry?
A. Chips.

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

Q. Why did the computer break up with the Internet?
A. There was no connection.

Q. How can you tell a good programmer from a hack?
A. The good ones come through when the chips are down!

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