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(Because Pills Are Too Mainstream and Laughter is the Best Medicine)
Warning: Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists. You know the drill. Proceed at your own risk.
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Never lie to an X-ray technician. They can see right through you.Two podiatrists became arch enemies.A dentist married a manicurist, but they fought like tooth and nail!

Apparently, that's just part of the job description.

But now the rift is heeled and both now toe the line.

The dentist attended Emory and the manicurist still goes to Emery.

Mad as I was, I didn't give the brain surgeon a piece of my mind.Sick Humor: They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.Proctologists reASSure patients their problem can be rectified. (Ouch!)

However, zombies really ticked me off, and I mean off.

Q. Why is the cerebral cortex always wrong?
A. Because it's never in the right hemisphere.

Medical errors are no laughing matter.

Doctor: "What is the condition of the boy who swallowed the quarter?"
Nurse: "No change yet."

No ifs, ands, or butts about it.

When the hospital gives you one of those skimpy gowns, you know the end is in sight.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only plastic wrap shorts. Shrink says: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."Q. What Do You Call Two People in an Ambulance? A. Pair of MedicsA Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

That shrink could see right through his egocentric behavior.

Q. What is the difference between a shrink and a magician?
A. A shrink pulls habits out of a rat!

Call me an ambulance!
You're an ambulance.

Medical Pick-Up Line: Someday I hope to be your emergency contact.

Oh, momma mean a...

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

My Pig Had a Rash, So the Vet Gave Her Some Oinkment.Did you hear about the opticican? Two glasses, and he made a spectacle of himself.Holistic Elf Doctor is a Gnome-EOPATH.

Then my pig cried wee, wee, wee all the way home.

Optometry jokes just keep getting cornea...

Do gnome doctors still make house calls?

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