Ol
phlebotomists never die, they ust go with the flow.
Q.
Why did the cross-dressing plastic surgeon commit suicide?
A. 'Cause he was die-curious.
Q.
What did the inept doctor wear to his patient's funeral?
A. A malpractice suit.
Q.
What's the difference between a mechanic and a doctor?
A. A mechanic fixes his mistakes, but the doctor buries
his.
When
a lawyer was coming out of anesthesia after surgery, he
asked, "Why are all the drapes drawn?" The doctor replied,
"There's a fire across the street, so we didn't want you
to think the operation was a failure." |
Old
urologists never die, they just peter out.
Q.
How did the old urologist pass away?
A. He just went down the drain.
Q.
Do old proctologists ever die?
A. No, they just butt out.
Old
proctologists never die, but they do feel rather down in
the dumps.
Deadly
Groan of the Day: Old proctologists never die. They just
smell that way.
Q.
Why did the old proctologist retire?
A. Because he was tired of being the butt of all these shitty
jokes.
Q.
Why do proc docs avoid barium enemas?
A. Because that's what they have to do, in the end, when
the patient dies.
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Q.
Why do't old hospital CEO doctors ever die?
A. Because they think they're God.
Old
gastrologists never die because they can't stomach the idea.
Q.
Why don't old lawyers ever die?
A. Because they threaten the doctor with malpractice.
Q.
Do greedy MDVIP doctors ever die?
A. No, because they bleed their patients bank accounts to
death.
Q.
How did the greedy MDVIP doctor meet her demise?
A. She tripped over her over-inflated ego and was run over
by a bus. |