What happened to the circumcision doc?
A. He slipped, and got the sack. OUCH!
Joke of the Day: A boy was born without eye lids, so plastic
surgeons circumcised him and grafted the foreskin on. Post
Op, the boy is fine, but a little cock-eyed.
Groan of the Day: Upon examination of the genetalia, Zobo
the clown, has indeed been circus-cized.
Why is circumcision still so popular?
A. Because Jewish girls won't touch anything that's not
at least 15% off.
What is the name of the surgery where a man gets a penis
What would you call it if Brad Pitt had butt reduction surgery?
A. Bottomless Pitt.
What is post operative?
A. A person who delivers mail to the hospital.
What do transplant surgeons fear most about their job?
What is a triple bipass?
A. A play that works better than a quarterback sneak.
Room Groan of the Day: A guy was wheeled into the operating
room, but then he had a change of heart.
Why did the doctor win the best surgical oncologist award?
A. Because his mastectomy work was breast-taking.
Why did the guy's wife leave him after he spent all their
money on multiple penis enlargement surgeries?
A. Because she just couldn't take it any longer.
woman tells her doctor she wants a hysterectomy. The doc
asks, "Why Mrs. Robinson, you're 70 years old?"
She replies, "I don't want any grandchildren!"
How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one 'cause they cut straight to it.
What did one tonsil say to the other?
A. We'd better get dressed up because the surgeon is taking
us out tonight.
man returned to the vet clinic to see if his pet's surgery
was successful. Vet says, "Here's the bill.
Unfortunately, we couldn't reattach it to your duck."
Surgical Point to Ponder: If an anesthesiologist offers
to knock you out with either gas or a boat paddle, is that
an ether/oar decision?
How did the blonde feel when the plastic surgeon said she
didn't need a butt reduction?
A. She was pretty bummed out.
Operating Room Laugh of the Day: My mother used to say that
the way to a man's heart was through his stomach. She was
a lovely woman, but a terrible surgeon.
Who wrote the painful medical paper, Failed Back Surgery?
A. Payne Hertz-Bach.