| Q.
What do you say after a sex bot ejaculates all the way across
the room?
A. Tech has come so far.
Q.
How can you tell your hookup is a sex bot?
A. He knows where the G spot is, and the R spot, and the
D spot 2.
Out
of This World Point to Ponder: If Elon Musk discovered an
alien sex bot, started dating her and then broke up, would
she be his SpaceEX?
Q.
What do you call it if you're doing a sex bot from another
planet?
A. An inter-spacial relationship.
Today's
Future Point to Ponder: If sex robots learn to cook, will
women be screwed?
Q.
What does a sex bot say while it's getting it on?
A. You really know how to push my buttons.
Q.
Who was warehouse robot's secret lover?
A. Ann Droyd.
Q.
What was the robot in Norway doing?
A. It Scand-an-avian. |
Q.
Which robotic device is the epitomy of human ingenuity and
laziness?
A. The self-driving trash can.
Q.
Why did the comet exploration droid have to go back to robot
school?
A. It was getting a little rusty.
Q.
Why did the robot need Viagra in 1998?
A. His disk was floppy.
Q.
Which kind of robot reads minds?
A. A psy-borg.
Q.
Why don't factory assembly line bots ever get lonely?
A. Because they're always making new friends.
Robot
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
are those real, or were you upgraded in Silicone Valley?
Q.
Whixh low tech kitchen gadget do robots fear most?
A. A can opener.
Q.
Why aren't sex bots into cuddling afterward?
A. They just screw and bolts.
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Q.
Which kind of robots are engineered to work at Antarctica?
A. Snobots.
Q.
Which tool does a high-tech pirate use?
A. A row bot.
Q.
What do you call an underwater mexhanical man?
A. Robonaut.
Q.
What do you call a teenage robot that full of attitude and
angst?
A. A Sigh Borg.
Q.
What won't the robot's musical instrument collection ever
be complete?
A. It can never have organs.
Q.
Which kind of DIY robot behaves like a feline?
A. A Kit Kat.
Q.
Which ingredient do robots like in their salad?
A. Ice-borg lettuce.
Pick-Up
a Robot Line: Babe, is it hot in here, or did your cooling
fan fail? |
