Visitor: How did Salvador Dali begin his days?
Tour Guide: With a morning bowl of surreal.
What do you get if you cross a surrealist painter and a
A. Muhammad Dali.
Museeum Pick-Up Line:
Girl, how about you Vincent Van Gogh out with me?
Funny Arti Museum Pick-Up
Line: I was not aware that living artists could exhibit
Why was the tempera-mental artist arguing with the museum
A. He wasn't in his right frame of mind.
Exhibit Visitor: Which relative of Vincent Van Gogh is a
really hot ballroom dancer?
Museum Guide: Tan Gogh.
What does a pirate plunder from the museum when he's on
Museum Pick-Up Line:
Girl, you're so fine that you'd make an impression on Monet.
Museum Point to Ponder: How can a still-life painting be
What excuse did the art museum thief give the police officer?
A. I've been framed!
Museum Visitor: Which dizzy aunt was Vincent Van Gogh's
Tour Guide: Verti Gogh.
Exibit Pick-Up Line:
Hey beautiful, if I was an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing