Why does the artist paint in jail?
A. Because he had a brush with the law.
Art Point to Ponder: Is the sketcher who draws pictures
of suspects a con artist?
Why was the artist a suspect in the crime?
A. Because the evidence was sketchy.
Art Point to Ponder: Is an FBI sketch artist a bureau drawer?
Artist Pick-Up Line: Hello babe,
artists do it with longer strokes.
Artist Pick-Up Line: Hi girl,
did you know artists do it expressivlely?
What did the BinHex colors say to the Pantone palette?
A. Don't take that tone with me!
What do you call a guy who hangs on the wall?
Why won't they let artists join the army?
A. Because they have a tendency to draw enemy fire.
What did Michelangelo say to the Sistine Chapel ceiling?
A. I've got you covered.
Pick-Up Line: Painters do it
How do some artists become inspired?
A. They get in the right frame of mind.
What's it called when you're sketching somebody taking a
A. Drawing inspiration.
Why did Vincent Van Gogh become a talented painter?
A. Because he didn't have an ear for music.
Artist Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
artists do it with emotion.
Pick-Up Line: Hey, how about
you and I go down to the pool to brush up on our strokes?