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A guy hit another on the head with a pop bottle, killing him. In court, he said he was influenced by the song "Let's Get Fizzy-Kill."
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Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Super powerful music jokes and off-key puns ahead. Ear protection advised!
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Q. Who is Electro's favorite singer? Frank Zappa!Q. What is Spider-Man's favorite band? A. The Spinners!Q. What is Iceman's favorite band? A. Cold Play!

Q. Which superhero won the singing competition?
A. Captain American Idol!

Q. Which David Bowie song is the favorite of caped crusaders?
A. Heroes.

Q. Which song is the fave of everyday heroes?
A. My Hero by The Foo Fighters.

Q. What is Superman's favorite song?
A. Superheroes by The Script.

Q. Which song does Spider-Man spin to?
A. Spiderman by The Ramones.

Q. Which song does Peter B. Parker work out to?
A. Spider Training by Daniel Pemberton.

Q. Which tune does Peter Parker find amazing?
A. Spider-Man Science by Daniel Pemberton.

Q. What diddy does Peter Parker blast when he's driving through New York City?
A. Spiderman Rap by Daddyphatsnaps.

Q. Which song still haunts Lois Lane?
A. Waiting for Superman by Daughtry.

Q. Which song is still stuck in Lois Lane's head, even after all these years?
A. Superman Inside by Eric Clapton.

Q. Which song did Clark Kent really groove to in 1966?
A. Sunshine Superman by Donovan.

Q. Which song does not explain what kryptonite does to Superman?
A. Hit the Ground (Superman) by Big Pink.

Q. Who is Aquaman's favorite singer? A. Billy Ocean!Hulk Humor: I Break Into Song Because I Can't Find the Key.Q. What is the Human Torch's favorite band? A. Arcade Fire!

Q. What is Aquaman's favorite song?
A. Aqualung by Jethro Tull.

Q. What is Wonder Woman's favorite song?
A. Waitin' For a Superman by The Flaming Lips.

Q. Which superhero song is the most popular in Illinoise?
A. The Man of Metropolis Steals Our Hearts by Sufjan Stevens.

Q. What song does Peter Parker listen to during the yule season?
A. Spidey-Bells by Chris Pine.

Q. Which song does The Hulk sing along to?
A. Everyday Superhero by Smashmouth.

Q. Which song makes Bruce Banner angry?
A. Nobody Loves the Hulk by Roy Head & The Traits.

Q. What is the Green Goblin's favorite band?
A. Smashing Pumpkins.

Q. What song do Marvel-ous villains rock to?
A. Green Goblin Fight by Daniel Pemberton.

Q. What is Superman's least favorite song?
A. Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down.

Q. What is Clark Kent's favorite song?
A. Superman's Song by Crash Test Dummies.

Q. Which song does Jimmy Olsen hum while he's tracking down a super story?
A. I'm No Superman by Lazlo Bane.

Q. Which super cheesy song does not explain the riddle of the ages?
A. Ain't No Such Thing as Superman by Gil Scott-Heron.

Q. Who is Hulk's favorite band? A. Green Day!Q. Who is the Flash's favorite singer? A. Taylor Swift!Q. Who is Batman's favorite rapper? A. Lil Wayne!

Q. Why did The Hulk flub his band audition?
A. Because he was so green.

Q. What is The Hulk's favorite Green Day song?
A. Working Class.

Q. What is The Hulk's least favorite song?
A. Nobody Loves The Hulk by The Traits.

Q. Which song does Lois Lane listen to on Saturday morning?
A. Superman Tonight by Bon Jovi.

Q. What is Lex Luthor's least favorite tune?
A. Superman (It's Not Easy) by Five for Fighting.

Q. Which tune does Robin play in the Batmobile?
A. Batman Chase by Neal Hefti.

Q. Which song does the Riddler hum while he's hatching a plot?
A. Who's the Bat (Man) by Patrick Stump.

Q. What is the theme song in Batman's villain's dreams?
A. Joker Crashes the Party by Lorne Balfe.

Q. Which song goes on and on in Bane's head?
A. Say Goodbye to Batman by JT Music.

Q. What is the ring tone on Commisionor Gordon's phone?
A. Batman's in the Zone by Lorne Balfe.

Q. What is Gotham City's favorite tune?
A. Batman & Robin by Snoop Dogg.

Q. What is Commissionor Gordon's favorite song?
A. Gotham City by R. Kelly.

Q. Which song makes Bruce Wayne want to boogie?
A. Batdance by Prince.

Q. What is the unofficial theme song of Gotham City?
A. Batman to the Rescue by LaVern Baker.

Q. Why does Batman hate the song Jinglebells?
A. Because Batman does NOT smell!

Q. Who is Thor's favorite rapper? A. MC Hammer!Wookie Asks: What makes music on your hair? A. A head band!Q. What is Magneto's favorite band? A. Metallica!

Q. What is Mad Max's favorite song?
A. We Don't Need Another Hero
by Tina Turner.

Q. What is Flash Gordon's favorite tune?
A. Flash by Queen.

Q. What is the most childish superhero song?
A. Let's Be Superheroes by Bounce Patrol.

Q. Which tune sends Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse?
A. Cemetery Splat by Daniel Pemberton.

Q. Which song do Batman and Robin listen to while in hot pursuit in the Batmobile?
A. Gotham Burns by We Are Wolf.

Q. What is Batman's least favorite carol?
A. Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away.

Q. What is Jimmy Olsen's favorite song?
A. (I Wish I Could Fly Like) Superman by The Kinks.

Q. Which song lyrics still give Lois Lane a headache?
A. Jimmy Olsen's Blues by Spin Doctors.

Q. Which rap song does Metropolis want to beat up?
A. Superman by Eminem.

Q. What is Eieieie's fave superhero song, woo wo ow?
A. Superman's Dead by Our Lady Peace.

Q. Which super song still resonates through the Mile High Metropolis and Downtown Littleton, Colorado?
A. Resignation Superman by Big Head Todd and the Monsters.

Q. What is Titanium Man's favorite song?
A. Magento and Titanium Man by Paul McCartney & Wings.

Q. Which song is Magneto drawn toward?
A. Iron Man by Black Sabbath.

Q. Which song played on the Batmobile radio in 1968?
A. Johnny Thunder by The Kinks.

Q. What song do Batman and Robin listen to while on a zen ride in the Batmobile?
A. Gotham by Kobra and the Lotus.

Q. What do Batman and Robin talk about in the Batmobile?
A. How much they hate the song Jinglebells because Robin did NOT lay an egg and Batman doesn't smell!

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