Q.
How did young Bruce Wayne carry his books to school?
A. In a bat-pack.
Q.
What did Alfred call Batman when he was a mere lad?
A. 'Lil Wayne.
Q.
What is Batman's favorite fruit?
A. Ba-na-na-na-na-nannas!
Q.
How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
A. She can't anymore, so Alfred does. |
Q.
Why won't Captain America use the metric system?
A. He refuses to support a foreign ruler!
Q.
Why was Captain Mexico deported?
A. They feared he wanted to take Captain America's job.
Q.
What does Captain America say when he puts together the
superhero orchestra?
A. Avengers, ensemble!
Captain
America Come-On: Hey
babe, my shield can block anything, but it couldn't stop
you from from stealing my heart.
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Q.
What do you call a whole clan of superheroes living in the
Ozarks?
A. The Inbredibles.
Q.
How did Mr. Fantastic arrive at the superhero meeting?
A. In a stretch limo.
Q.
What is The Thing's favorite treat?
A. Rock Candy.
Q.
Which diet did Mr. Freeze go on?
A. The Meltdown Diet.
Dr.
Doom Pick-Up Line: Hey
babe, wanna see what the real Ultimate Nullifier
looks like? |