| Q.
What do you call it when David Banner goes shopping at Sam's
Club?
A. The Incredible Hoard!
Q.
What happened when The Hulk walked into an IKEA store?
A. The Avengers Assembled!
Q.
What does The Hulk do to earn a living when he's less angry?
A. He flips houses.
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Q.
When did Bruce Banner lose
it?
A. Sometime in the late 1970s, just like everybody else
David back then.
Green
Point to Ponder: If you get angry when waste makes you mad,
are you an ecologist or The Incredible Hulk lost in the
sewers?
Superhero
Pick-Up Poetry in Motion:
Iron Man is red, The Hulk is green. You are the hottest
babe I've ever seen!
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Hulk
Trivia: Did you know Bruce Banner has a grizzly bear rug
in his bedroom? It's not dead; it's just afraid to move.
Incredible
Fact of the Day: The Hulk doesn't shower, but he does take
blood baths.
Incredible
Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie,
put me in the right mood, and I'm a real beast in bed –
literally.
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