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Point to Ponder: Does it make The Hulk angry when he can't
remember if he's Bruce or David?
Incredible
Fact of the Day: The Hulk doesn't bowl strikes. He just
knocks one down and the other nine faint!
Q.
Why doesn't The Incredible Hulk ever daydream?
A. Because he's too busy giving everybody else nightmares.
Q.
What is Bruce Banner's favorite color?
A. Well, it sure as hell isn't green!
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They
once made Incredible Hulk toilet paper, but there was a
problem. It wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
Hulking
Point to Ponder: Why doesn't Marvel promote The Hulk through
advertising, considering he's already a giant Banner?
Q.
What do you call it when David Banner won't speak to you?
A. The Incredible Sulk.
Incredible
Trivia: The Hulk does not style his hair or cut it. It stays
perfectly in place out of shear fear.
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Q.
Why do frogs love St. Patrick's Day and The Hulk?
A. Green is the color of frog love. Ew!
Q.
What did the angry electron say when it was repelled
by Bruce Banner?
A. Let me atom!
Q.
How do you determine The Hulk's atomic half-life age?
A. Slice him in half, and count the rings.
Q.
Which musician makes The Hulk incredibly angry?
A. Some cheese rapper named David Banner.
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