| Sometimes
you're as mad as The Hulk, but then the weed kicks in...
No wonder Colorado is a Banner state!
When
David Banner gets mad, he turns into Colorado?
Going
green, Colorado style, is how The Hulk mellows
back into Bruce.
Q.
Why did The Incredible Green Hulk visit Painful
pot Puns?
A. To pick up on so many hot cannabis come-ons.
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When
David Banner gets mad, he turns into Denver,
Colorado. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns
into Boulder.
Q.
Why did the Incredible Green Hulk cross the road
to get to Colorado?
A. To get to the recreational marijuana store on the other
side.
Q.
What do you call blows from the Green
Hulk when he's angry?
A. Pot shots.
Q.
Why is the Mona Lisa still smiling?
A. Because the Incredible Hulk didn't go green
until the 1970s.
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Did
you hear Chuck Norris once arm wrestled The Hulk? The winner
got go green!
Poetic
Incredible Hulk Wisdom of the Day: Green ganja
grass really kicks your ass.
Q.
Why doesn't David Banner ever get angry when he's in Colorado?
A. Because he always comes in on the high road.
Q.
What diagnosis did Bruce Banner get get from his doctors
after consuming Gamma Green cannabis edibles?
A. Toxic Waist! |
