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Hulk Asks: What do you call a killer cannabis comedian? A. The Grim Reefer!
Hulk Says: Happy High Day!

 


Incredible Hulk Humor = Green Stoner Jokes
Green up your cannabis comedy, Incredible pothead puns, Hulk humor and Banner weed jokes.

Weed Jokes, Incredible Pot Puns, Hulking Humor
(Because Going Big When You're Going Green Is Not Mainstream Enough, Except in Colorado!)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Big Time Going Green IS Funny in Colorado, but NOT in Nebraska!
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Old Horticulturists Never Die, They Just Go to PotHulk Says: Call me Spider-Man because I'm in love with Mary Jane!Hulk Asks: What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? A. Double Jointed!

Q. What do you do if you see a space man while getting high?
A. Park in it dude!

Smokin' 420 Quip: If you don't like weed puns, you're ganja have a bad time.

Q. Why is the Mona Lisa still smiling?
A. Because the Incredible Hulk didn't go green until the 1970s.

Sometimes you're as mad as The Hulk, but then the weed kicks in... No wonder Colorado is a Banner state!

Did you hear Chuck Norris once arm wrestled The Hulk? The loser had to paint himself green...

Q. What diagnosis did the edible-loving pothead get from his doctor?
A. Toxic Waist!

Hulk Asks: What do you call a horny stoner? A. A Weed Whacker!Gnoming Green: Gnome & Hulk Before and AfterHulk Asks: What do you call a killer cannabis comedian? A. The Grim Reefer!

When David Banner gets mad, he turns into Colorado?

Going green, Colorado style, is how The Hulk mellows back into Bruce.

Q. What do a bad football team and a pothead have in common?
A. They both get blitzed!

Q. How do you grow your own dope?
A. Plant a man!

Most people fear the Reaper. The Hulk considers him a promising rookie.

The Hulk does not stub his toe. He accidentally destroys chairs and furniture.

Hulk Asks: What do a cooked bird & a cowardly stoner have in common? A. They're both baked chickens!Hulk with Pot Leaves: Old Growers Never Die, They Just Go to SeedHulk Asks: How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb? A. Who Cares? It's too bright in here anyway!

Gamma Grass Taste Good! So, why Hulk so angry?

Q. Why was the blonde Colorado stone-ette so happy today?
A. She was baked, like an apple pie!

Timeless 420 Quip: Dude, it's 2:40. Close enough!

Sorry for my bluntness, that's just how I roll.

Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort.

The Hulk once ate a whole cake before the frat boys could tell him there was a girl inside.

Colorado 420 pick-up line: Hey, I'm feeling a little off today, but I bet you could turn me on!

If the whole world smoke a joint at the same thime, there'd be world peace ... followed by a global food shortage!Hulk & Gnome Pot Humor: Gnoming Green, Before & AfterQ. What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A. The drunk runs it, but the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Q. Why is The Hulk such a good Internet gardener?
A. He always backs up his sage! And, he bides his thyme on Twitter.

Stoner munchies pick-up line: Hey, wanna eat cookie dough together sometime?

Q. What is a stoners idea of a balanced diet?
A. A joint in each hand!

Life is what you bake it.

Edible pick-up line: Hey girl, you're hotter than the Alice B. Tokeless brownies!

A big green point to ponder: If The Hulk is so Incredible, how do his pants hang in there?

Colorado Cannabis Factoid: Nudists hate barely legal week jokes!

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