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Hulking Funny: What do you get if you pour cement on a burglar? A Hardened CriminalHulk Humor: Got angry at a chef in an Italian restaurant and gave him a pizza my mindI used to be a Velcro salesman, but I could not stick with it.

The Incredible Hulk doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.

Hulk's legacy will become a pizza history!

Q. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
A. His zipper

My door was a jar, so I added jelly... Now it's a door jam!I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell into the sink.A guy was always leaving himself voicemail messages, he was so self-sendered!

Q. What is Bruce Banner's favorite drink?
A. Fruit punch!

Q. Why did Hulk flush the toilet?
A. Because it was his duty!

Q. What did Bruce Banner say to Spider Man?
A. "Don't bug me."

Hulk with Pot Leaves: An Expert Farmer is Outstanding in His FieldI can't control myself around you, you turn me into a cheesy muenster!Why did the farmer quit? His celery wasn't high enough!

Q. Why did the pot head plant cheerios?
A. He thought they were donut seeds.

Really scary pick up lines: Hulking funny come-on seems gnormal, but that's because everyone else on the plate is crackers.

Q. What is a gardener's favorite novel?
A. War and Peas.

If Satan lost his hair, would there be Hell toupee?I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but it did come back to me.Pot Humor: Before and After Shots of Hulk Gnoming Green

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Ouch!

When Hulk finishes his workout, the gym takes a break!

Sorry for my bluntness, that's just how I roll.

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