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Q. Why is Denver known as the Mile High City? A. Um, what was the question , again?
Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Hey, I'm not getting paid for these tourism ads!
Q. Which era do pothead fossil hounds dig most? A. The Stone Age!
Q. What do you call it when your relatives grow wee in their backyard? A. A Joint Family Venture!
Bud Says: Freedom doesn't exist if nature is illegal!

 


Colorado Cannabis Jokes, Elevated Puns, Pot Humor
Step up to Mile High marijuana humor, Colorado weed jokes, and legal stoner jokes.

High Country Humor, 420 Jokes, Peak Pot Puns
(Because Legal Weed Jokes, Blunt Puns, and High Minded Humor Couldn't Be Too Mainstream In Colorado!)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Weed IS Funny in the Colorado High Country, but NOT in Nebraska!
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Alien says: You might be from Colorado if you believe in going green!Chimp chef says: After Colorado legalized marijuana, there were a few hours of peace followed by a statewide food shortage!Wolf asks: What is Colorado's state slogan? A. Welcom to the high country!

Q. What is a spaced alien's idea of a balanced diet?
A. A joint in each hand.

Classic Colorado pick-up line: Hey, want to go get cough-ee some time?

Colorado Cannabis Factoid: Nudists hate barely legal weed jokes!

Colorado 420 pick-up line: Hey, let's meet at 4:20!

Q. What do High Country clouds like to drink on a hot day?
A. Mountain Dew

Stoner point to ponder: Square box, round pizza, triangular slices? I'm so confused!

Classic Colorado pick-up line: Hi, do you smoke pot? 'Cause weed be great together!

Classic 420 Quip: It's always 420 in Colorado, so wake up and bake up!

Q. Why is Colorado called the High Country?
A. Peak Scenery, Bud!

Colorado cannabis pick-up line: Hey, I don't even need a lighter because you're already on fire!

Colorado 420 pick-up line: Hey, I'm feeling a little off today, but I bet you could turn me on!

Hey Colorado: Let's blow this joint!

After Colorado legalized cannabis, my grandpa asked me to download Rocky Mountain High!You might be from Colorado if you know where Bongmont is and can find it without GPS!Alien says: In Colorado, if you don't like weed puns, you ganja have a bad time!

Q. Which is a stoner's favorite Colorado Symphony Orchestra song?
A. Beethoven's 420 Symphony.

Colorado Cannabis-ism: Weed my lips!

Colorado Cannabis pick-up line: Hey, my friend and I are having a bake sale. Wanna joint us?

Colorado stoner pick-up line: Hey, what kind of grinder are you using? 'Cause you are extra fine!

Did you hear about the guy in Colorado who wants marijuana to be classified as a vegetable? He said it's an ingenious way to get Americans to stop smoking pot!

Colorado Tourism Slogan: Weed like to welcome you.

Classic Colorado 420-ism: Can I be blunt?

Cannabis pick-up line: Hey, you're so hot that I don't even need a lighter!

Q. Why don't little green men get into arguments?
A. Because they always take the high road!

Q. What do you call a spaced alien in Idaho?
A. Baked Potato

High Country pick-up line: Hey you, wanna come over and suck my bong?

Colorado Cannabis-ism: Weed. It's not just for glaucoma any more!

Q. Why is Colorado's nickname the High Country? A. Peak Scenery, Bud!Q. What is the Colorado state motto? A. Marijuana, can't we all just get a bong!Stoner Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorful Colorado! Hey, GREEN is a color, too!

Q. Are there many Colorado Cannivores in Denver?
A. Yes, medible ents and cannafoodies are quite common in the Mile High city.

Two stoners were walking along the Pikes Peak Cog Railway. One says, "This is a really long staircase, man!" Second stoner replies, "I don't mind all the stairs, but the handrail is killing me!"

Broadmoor: BRING BACK the PIKES PEAK COG RAILWAY TRAIN!!!

In Colorado, some people treat their pets with medical marijuana. Which is great because cats need another reason to sit on the couch all day.

Q. What happens when blondes move from Kansas to Colorado?
A. Colorado gets even more colorful.

Colorado Cannabis Trivia: Mary Jane Mountain became part of Winter Park Ski Resort on January 30, 1975, adding 18 new trails to the high country.

Ganja point to ponder: Why is green code talk okay in Ireland and Colorado, but rather suspicious in Omaha?

Q. What does the Big Bad Wolf say on 420?
A. I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow these trees down!

Colorado Cannabis-ism: Help eradicate road rage in our lifetime!

Q. Where do colorful crayons go to vacation?
A. Colorado

You might be from Colorado if you don't drink and drive.Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorado's High Country! Dogs Welcomed!You might be from Colorado if you vaguely remember this guy from college!

Q. What is a gasper?
A. Dude, if you can't even remember bad schwag, you must be from Colorado!

Classic Colorado pick-up line: Whoa, are you a joint? 'Cause you're smokin'!

A green golfer walks into a bar wearing his cleats, with another shoe hanging around his neck. Bartender asks, "Why the extra shoe?" Golfer replies, "In case I get a hole in one."

Q. What are Colorado's fave cannabis songs?
A. You Don't Know How It Feels and Last Dance with Mary Jane by Tom Petty. (R.I.P. Buddy)

Q. Why was the big Colorado dog still eating?
A. That blue brand grass-fed bison dog food gave him the munchies.

Q. What's the best way to teach a Colorado dog to roll over and play dead?
A. Bluntly, make him watch a few more Broncos games.

Smokin' Colorado pick-up line: Hey, you're so HOT that you just lit my blunt.

Q. What is a Colorado pothead's favorite tune?
A. Okay Computer, play any Creep song by Radiohead!

Q. Why don't Coloradans torch ditch weed?
A. Oh come on Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!

Q. When Colorado Santa's not wearing red, what is his favorite color?
A. Ganja Green

Classic 420 point to ponder: All you need is 4 blunts for 20 Coloradans.

Colorado Skier pick-up line: Hey, girl. Wanna get up-lifted?

Q. What is a Colorado Sublime fan's favorite song?
A. Smoke Two Joints

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