| Q.
What does a weed smoker say when he's heading out
the door to walk home after smoking a spliff or two?
A. T H C you later!
Cannabis
Pick-Up Line: Dude, is that
a 9-inch blunt in your pocket, or are you just happy to
see me?
Q.
What was the stoner Denver weatherman fired from his radio
gig?
A. Because his forecast was always partly cloudy with foggy
patches.
Q.
Which weed song really beats?
A. Marijuana by Kid Cudi. |
Q.
Why should you never inject Marijuana derivatives?
A. So you won't get a bud clot.
Mile
High 420 Quip: Whoever said, "Money Can't Buy Happiness,"
clearly has not visited a Colorado pot shop.
Q.
How do you know you were born to be a pot head?
A. Your mother's name is April ... Something?
Q.
What do stoners call a roach on the end of a toothpick?
A. Sticky stick weed.
|
Q.
What did orange Zigzag say to the weed on a road trip?
A. Orange you glad we're ready to roll?
Smokin'
420 Quip: If you don't like weed puns, you're ganja have
a bad time.
Q.
What was the Denver Post headline when marijuana was first
legalized in Colorado?
A. Taking the Cover Off Pot.
Q.
Why was recreational marijuana legalized in Colorado?
A. There were a lot of potent arguments in its favor. |
