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Groaner Puns, Painful Jokes, Ouch Riddles
(Because Lame Jokes and Painless Puns Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Groans and painful laughter 100% guaranteed.
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Groaner: A Book Just Fell On My Head. I've Only Got My Shelf To Blame.Why did a Buddhist refuse Novacain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but it did come back to me.

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests.

So, I hear reincarnation is making a comeback...

Q. Why don't buddhists vacuum in the corner?
A. They have no attachments.

When Hulk finishes his workout, the gym takes a break! Groan!

After the Butcher Backed Into His Meat Grinder, He Got a Little Behind in His Work.A guy drove his expensive car into a tree, and found out how the Mercedes Bends.Did you hear about the guy who ran through a screen door? He strained himself

Q. What happened to that lost beef shipment?
A. Nobody's herd!

Q. Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?
A. He was a rotten apple.

Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

An optometrist fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.Groaner Pick-Up Line: Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause your face is pretty messed up!Q. What do you give a person with water on the brain? A. A tap on the head.

Q. What did the optometrist say to the patient with three eyes?
A. Aye, Aye, Aye.

Gnome pick up lines aren't always pretty ... but they are pretty punny and they do make you groan!

Q. What is a sleeping brain's favorite band?
A. REM

If Satan lost his hair, would there be hell toupee?What did a blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read!"A magician was driving down the road, then he turned into a driveway.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Ouch!

Q. Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese?
A. He double Gloucester!

Q. Did you hear about the perverted magician?
A. He pulled his top hat out of a rabbit.

Q. Did you hear about the angry magician?
A. He pulled his hare out.

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