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Q. What is a comedian's favorite day of the week? A. Wry day!
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Groaner: A Book Just Fell On My Head. I've Only Got My Shelf To Blame.Why did a Buddhist refuse Novacain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but it did come back to me.

Losing your head in an emergency is a real no brainer. OUCH!

Q. How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A. Take your foot off his head.

Q. Why did a man dump ground beef on his head?
A. Because he wanted to experience a meteor shower.

Q. Why did the bratty kid finally let go of his sibling's leg?
A. 'Cause she finally yelled, "Ankle!”

So, I hear reincarnation is making a comeback...

Q. Why don't buddhists vacuum in the corner?
A. They have no attachments.

Q. What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor at the ballpark?
A. Make me one with everything.

Q. Why did Buddha start pulling coins out of his ears?
A. Because change comes from within.

When Hulk finishes his workout, the gym takes a break! GROAN!

Q. Why did the blonde finally buy a boomerang?
A. She heard they're making a come back.

Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick.

Q. How can you tell you'll never be a great joke teller?
A. You always seem to punch up the f*ck line.

After the Butcher Backed Into His Meat Grinder, He Got a Little Behind in His Work.A guy drove his expensive car into a tree, and found out how the Mercedes Bends.Did you hear about the guy who ran through a screen door? He strained himself

Did you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have dragged him a mile! Yes, the bull was really quite testy.

Q. What is a steak pun?
A. A medium where anything well done is rare!

Q. What is a beef lover's favorite song lyric?
A. "Is it meat you're looking for?"

Q. What happened to that lost beef shipment?
A. Nobody's herd!

Q. Why did the blonde put a stove in her car?
A. To make a hot rod.

Q. What do you call a guy who sells used cars?
A. A car-deal-ologist!

Q. Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul?
A. Because he wanted to bust a move.

Q. What kind of car does an egg drive?
A. A Yolkswagen.

Q. Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?
A. He was a rotten apple.

Q. What happened to the guy who broke his left arm and left leg in a revolving door accident?
A. He's all right now.

Q. What is the easiest way to add insult to injury?
A. Just sign the cast!

Q. How was that lawyer injured in an accident?
A. The ambulance suddenly backed up!

Did you hear about the guy who hit two good balls on the golf course today? Yeah, he stepped on a rake.

An optometrist fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.Groaner Pick-Up Line: Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause your face is pretty messed up!Q. What do you give a person with water on the brain? A. A tap on the head.

Q. What did the optometrist say to the patient with three eyes?
A. Aye, Aye, Aye.

Optician: Be sure to store your glasses in case.
Blonde patient: In case of what?

Q. Do old skeptics ever die?
A. There is no conclusive evidence either way, yet their future is doubtful.

Q. Why did a woman go to the optician to return a pair of glasses she bought for her husband?
A. He still wasn't seeing things her way.

Q. Why was the newspaper journalist contorted on the newsroom floor and moaning?
A. 'Cause the editor removed his colon.

Gnome pick-up lines aren't always pretty ... but they are pretty punny and they do make you groan!

Anti Pick-Up Line: I didn't fall from heaven just to hear your lame pick up line!

Disgraceful Pick-Up Line: Excuse me, is your name Grace? 'Cause you look amazing!

Disgraceful Pick-Up Line Fail: It's amazing anybody laughed at the pun, but bless you!

Q. What is a sleeping brain's favorite band?

Q. Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
A. It did not want to be brainwashed!

Q. Which kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A. A Brain Sturgeon.

Q. What do you call a hat for a man's brain?
A. A Condom!

Q. What do you call somebody who groups a crowd of people according to how spiteful they are?
A. A rancor ranker.

If Satan lost his hair, would there be hell toupee?What did a blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read!"A magician was driving down the road, then he turned into a driveway.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Ouch!

Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

Q. What's a more fun and sporting way to refer to toupee?
A. A convertible top!

Q. How do we know hair brushes like these painful hair groaner jokes.
A. They keep combing back!

Old nitpickers never die, but they certainly do feel lousy.

Q. Why didn't the hard cheese want to be sliced?
A. It had grater plans.

Q. Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese?
A. He double Gloucester!

Q. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
A. Looking Gouda.

Q. How did the old gossip die?
A. She lost her confidants.

Q. Wanna hear another gouda groaner joke?
A. Never mind, it is way too cheesy.

Q. What did the perverted magician do in his act?
A. He pulled his top hat out of a rabbit.

Q. What did the angry magician do during his show?
A. He pulled his hare out.

Q. What do you call a magician abducted by a UFO?
A. A flying sorcerer!

Q. What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
A. This is a stand-up.

Q. Why don't old procrastinators ever die?
A. 'Cause they keep putting it off.

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