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Chimp Chef Asks: Did you hear about the Italian chef injured in a pizza accident? Now, he cannoli do so much!Old Cooks Never Die, They Just Get DerangedMonster Chef Asks: What do you call a chef who won't try dishes made by other chefs? A. Full of himself!

Did you hear about the chef who had mushroom for improvement? He was a fungi, but of questionable morel character.

Cook a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, and you get rid of him for the entire weekend!

Funny Chef Tip of the Day: When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.

Ape Chef Asks: Did you hear about the dominatrix chef? She beats the eggs and whips the cream!A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blown Apart.Chimp Chef Asks: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef? A. you get buttered up!

When asked about rumors he owned a bakery, Shakespeare replied, "It's much a dough about muffin!"

Q. What is a skeleton chef's specialty?
A. Spare ribs

Q. What happens when two chefs have a cooking contest?
A. The heat is on!

Ooh la laugh! Alas, we cannoli do so much...

Chef Pick-Up Line: I know we've just met, but will you marinate me?

Q. What do witch chefs put on their bagels?
A. Scream cheese

A good baker always rises to the occasion. It's the yeast he can do!Q. Why did the finicy vegan chef quit? A. they cut his celery!Cow Chef Asks: Did you hear about the brutal fight in the kitchen? A fish got battered!

Q. What do bakers give ladies on special occasions?
A. Flours

Q. Where do Cockney bakers live?
A. The Yeast End.

The chef had a very strict policy:
No bitchin' in his kitchen!

Two chefs argued for hours about flat bread until they finally realized it was a naan issue.

A fabulous chef can take some cheese and make something grate!

Did you hear about the local baker who was paying his staff on a flourly rate?

After rubbing seasonings on the Thanksgiving turkey, the chef had some spare thyme on her hands!Hulk Humor: Got angry at a chef in an Italian restaurant and gave him a pizza my mindGorilla Chef Joke: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!

Q. What did the enthusiastic chef say?
A. "Thyme flies when you're having fun."

Q. How does a penguin chef make pancakes?
A. He uses his flippers.

Hulk's legacy will become a pizza history!

Did you hear about the chef who got an injection for a severe allergic reaction? Yeah, he got an epi-cure!

Did you hear about the chef who slipped and broke his prime rib?

Q. What do you call an ill-tempered old chef who goes bankrupt?
A. A curmudgeonly crumble.

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