Puns, Lunch Humor, Beef Patty Jokes
your teeth into meaty hamburger humor, beefy lunch jokes, and hammy burger
Proceed with Caution! Fast food burger jokes, tasty drive-thru puns,
and Happy Meals ahead.
Burger Jokes, Rare Meat Humor, Fast Food LOLs
(Because Mustard Versus Ketchup
Food Fights Could Never Be TOO Mainstream During
a Workday Lunch Hour!)
| Burger Joint Jokes, Hamburger Humor,
Patty Puns | 2 | 3
| Hot Dog Puns | BBQ
Grill Jokes |
| Ketchup Puns, Mustard Jokes
| Pickle Puns | 2
| 3 | Fried
Potato Puns | Take Out Food Jokes
| Pizza Puns to Go | Beef
Jokes | 2 | Steak
Jokes | Butcher Jokes | Pork
Jokes | Poultry Puns |
| Deli Jokes | Chef
Jokes | Chef Tunes | Gnome
Chef Jokes | Chef Come-Ons |
Foodie Humor |
Why are hamburgers so happy at barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.
Why are hamburgers such brilliant actors?
A. They give meaty performances, especially if they're prime.
What did the hamburger say to the pickle?
A. You're dill-icious!
Why aren't hamburgers very good at football?
A. Too many turn-overs!
Which fast food is a sneaky thief?
A. A Cat-Burger!
Where does a burger get a good night's sleep?
A. On a bed of lettuce!
Who is a hamburger's all time favorite movie director?
A. Sizzle B. DeMille.
Who is a hamburger's favorite actress?
A. Candice Berger.
Why do hamburgers make such terrific baseball players?
A. Because they're great at the plate!
Why are hamburgers essential in football?
A. Because the game is played on a griddle-iron.
Where do hamburgers like to go on vacation?
A. The Swiss Alps.
Why are greasy diner waiters so good at multiplication?
A. Because they know their tables!
friend and I attended culinary school together and then
opened our own gourmet burger restaurant. Yes, we are taste
Who are hamburgers favorite people?
What do you call a cow with one leg?
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
A. Ice berg-ers!
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty?
A. I've been flamed!
What is a hamburger's favorite fairy tale?
A. Hansel and Gristle.
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
A. They saw the salad dressing.
Burger Puns | 2
| 3 | Hot
Dog LOLs | Ketchup Jokes, Mustard
Puns | Deli Jokes | Herb
| Soup |
Pick-Up Lines: Are you on
the menu at Mcdonald's, 'cause you're McGorgeous!
What do you call a pig thief who steals your lunch?
A. A Hamburglar.
What happens when two hamburgers fall in love?
A. They live together in holy meatrimony!
you hear about the restaurant critic who had no taste?
Beefy Pick-Up Lines may
make you want to skip lunch, or become a vegetarian.
Why was the greasy hamburger joint allowed to cook its books?
A. There's no accounting for taste!
| Beef Jokes | 2
| Steak Jokes | Butcher
Jokes | Pork Jokes | Poultry
Puns | BBQ Grill Jokes |
| Italian Food | 2
| 3 | Pizza
Jokes | Pasta | Restaurant
Jokes | 2 | 3
| Waiter | Take
Out Food |
| Gourmet Grins | Dinner
Jokes | Lunch LOLs | Kitchen
Gadget Jokes | Nut Jokes | Old
Chef LOLs |
| Chef Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Chef
Tunes | Gnome Chef Jokes | Chef
Come-Ons | Foodie Humor |
| Colorado Cuisine | Tex-Mex
Jokes | Seafood Puns | Pirate
Eats | Cop Cuisine | Breakfast
| Egg Jokes | Milk
| Butter | Cheese
Jokes | Cheese Gnomes | Ice
Cream | Cookie Candy Puns |
| Carrot Jokes | Corn
| Peppers | Pickle
Puns | 2 | 3
| Potato | Salad
| Tomato Jokes | Veggies
| Fruit Humor | 2
| 3 | Apple
Jokes | Banana Funs | 2
| 3 | Lemon
| Orange Puns | Strawberry
Dessert Jokes | 2
| Pie Puns | Baker
| 2 | Bread
| Beverage | Coffee
| 2 | Soda
| Beer | Wine
| Snack Jokes | Halloween
Treats | Tasty Cannibal Jokes
| Sci-Fi Food Jokes | Green
Diet Puns | Gnome
Diet | Vegetarian, Vegan Puns | Fitness
Dieting Jokes | 2 | Grocery
You've dug your teeth in this
far, so here's more meaty humor
on a roll,
lunch time laughs, raw
jokes and tasteless painful
puns you'll McEat Up:
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Actor Jokes | Bartender
Puns | Baseball Jokes |
Casino Jokes | Colorado
Jokes | Cow Jokes | Craft
Beer Puns |
| Dance Jokes | Dating
Jokes | Gnome Joke! | Guy
Jokes | Hipster Humor | Monday
Jokes | Music Jokes |
| Psychic Jokes | Running
Jokes | Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Travel
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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