A guy took a first date to the local beanery for dinner. She was immediately inflatuated!

Q. Why shouldn't you ever go on a dinner date with a pastry chef?
A. Because he'll likely dessert you!

Q. What did the cavewoman say when her mate came home before dinner was ready?
A. You're early, man.

Q. What do romantic fishermen sing on a romantic dinner date?
A. Salmon Chanted Evening.

Q. Which dish do pirates order for dinner at Long John Silvers?
A. The swordfish.

Well-mannered dinner guests know that he who talks with full mouth speaks ingest!

Q. What does a drunken chef say to announce supper is ready?
A. Dinner is swerved.

Q. Which tasty dish did the dentist order for dinner?
A. Pork choppers.

The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise, but the fire truck ruined it..

Q. What did the customers do when the bill for their dinner didn't seem quite right?
A. The asked the waiter to check please.

Q. What did Brie say to Jack when he invited Colby along on a dinner date?
A. Two's company, cheese a crowd!

Q. What did cavemen like to eat for supper?
A. A club sandwich.

The roast chicken dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise, but the fire truck ruined it...

Customer: This chicken dinner is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Sorry sir, I didn't know you wanted feathers with that.

Q. What does an axe murderer eat for dinner?
A. Pork chops.

Full Dinner Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags here?
Waiter: Sir, that would be cruelty to animals.

Customer: Do you have spaghetti on the dinner menu today?
Waiter: No sir, I already cleaned it off.

Q. What does a mommy cannibal say to the kids at the Halloween dinner table?
A. Don't talk with somebody in your mouth.

Two cannibals are enjoying a barbeque dinner. One turns to the other and says, "I hate my mother-in-law. His buddy replies, "Then just eat the vegetables."

First Monster: Am I late for dinner?
Second Monster: Yes, everyone's been eaten.

Did you hear that Dracula collapsed after dining on a guy who ate garlic at the salad bar? Just another victim of Buffet, the Vampire Slayer.

Q. What do young female monsters do at supper club parties?
A. They look for edible bachelors!

Q. Why did the busy cannibal chef hire an assistant?
A. 'Cause he needed a hand with dinner.

Q. What does a cannibal call a daytime soap opera star?
A. A TV dinner.

Q. When should you smother your dinner burrito wih even more cheese?
A. In best queso scenario.

A guy went to a big buffet dinner with a taxidermist friend. By the end of the evening, he was stuffed!

Q. How much do restaurant patrons enjoy the all-you-can eat dinner buffet?
A. To the fullest.

Q. What did the taxidermist do at supper time?
A. Stuff his face.

Customer: There's a cochroach on my steak.
Vegan Waiter: Yes sir, they don't seem to care what they eat.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: No sir, that's a spider. The fly is on your steak.

Fun Foodie Fact of the Day: Seven suppers without steak makes one weak.

Q. What do they serve for supper at the comedian workshop?
A. Egg yolks on hamburger puns.

Luke: What's for dinner, Dad?
Darth: Wookiee steak, but it's a little Chewy.

Q. Where was the guy when he saw a horde of pale, emaciated figures with haunted eyes that show the agony of living death?
A. At a vegan restaurant.

Q. What do astronauts eat dinner on?
A. Satellite dishes.

Customer: I cannot eat my dinner!
Waiter: Why not? It looks okay to me.
Customer: Because you didn't bring me a fork!

Q. What do vegans and vampires have in common?
A. They don't eat dinner at stake houses.

Q. What do Aussie cannibals call it when they're having a petite blonde for dinner?
A. Barbie-Que.

Q. What did the cannibal get when he came home, late to dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.

Q. Why don't cannibals ever eat clowns for supper?
A. Because they taste funny.

The dinner diners were fully sated, not realizing the wurst was yet to come!

Dinner Customer: What is the name of the dessert with espresso over ice cream?
Italian Restaurant Waiter: Affogato.
Customer: Yeah, I can't think of its name, either...

Customer: There is a button in my lettuce!
Dinner Waiter: Sorry sir, that must have come off while the salad was dressing.

Fine Wine Fact of the Day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Q. What should you do if you find cheesy Italian pies unappetizing at dinner time?
A. Give pizza chance!

Q. What did the restaurant call its dnner promotional offering of one-cent noodles?
A. Penny Pasta.

Q. Why did the new restaurant owner invite the warehouse staff to a gourmet dinner?
A. He heard they have good pallets.

Q. What was the epileptic chef's house specialtyfor dinner tonight?
A. Seizure Salad.

The gourmet dessert chef was really smart. He graduated Pie Baker Kappa!

Q. What does Bruce Wayne enjoy for dinner on a cold winter's night?
A. A bowl of alpha-bat soup.

Q. Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?
A. For exceeding the feed limit.

Q. What do you call a yam that was stolen for Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A hot potato.

Q. Which side dish does Dr. Frankenstein bring to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Monster mash potatoes.

Q. Why did the sweet potato cross the road on its way to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. 'Cause there was a fork coming up.

Q. Why do French people eat snails for dinner?
A. They don't like fast food.

Q. Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot for dinner?
A. Snails are not fast food and nobody's got slime for that!

Customer: There's a fly in my soup!
Dinner Staff Waiter: Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

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