| Q.
Which herb does a gourmet pirate chef add to his meals?
A. A few sprigs of paRRRsley.
Q.
Why is The Hulk such a good Internet gardener?
A. He always backs up his sage! And, he bides his thyme
on Twitter.
Q.
Why did the worker quit his job at the pepper mill factory?
A. He tired of the daily grind.
Q.
How does a hamburger acquire good tastes?
A. With a little seasoning. |
Q.
How did the botanist at CU know he was destined to become
a renowned cannabis breeder in Colorado?
A. His name is Herb.
Herb
is the gift from the earth, and nothing worse, so before
you knock it try it first, to see it's a blessing and not
a curse!
Herb
is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Bob Marley.
When
you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.
Bob Marley
Q.
How does your garden grow?
A. Only thyme will tell... |
Q.
Which vegetables are a plumber's favorites?
A. Leeks.
Q.
Where do onions and shallots go to have a few drinks?
A. The Salad Bar.
Q.
How do Colorado green chilie chefs live their lives?
A. They season the day.
Q.
What is big and green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.
We'd
tell one last Painful Pun about slicing onions,
but it would have you in tears... |
