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Bite into yummy apple jokes, funny pie puns, and baked humor you'll just eat up.

Apple Jokes, Seedy Laughs, Apple Puns Ala Mode
(Because Wormy Macintosh Puns and Good Apple Pi Jokes Could Never Be Mainstream Enough in Some Circles!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Tart humor may keep the doctor away and cause an Eden disorder. Oh Hell!
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Q. What do you get if you cross an apple tree with a shellfish? A. Crab apples!Q. How do you make an apple turnover? A. Ross it down hill!Q. What did Granny Smith call her grandon? A. The apple of her eye!

Q. What do you call a fruit that's rough around the edges?
A. A bad apple.

Q. What did the apple say after Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Good Pie, Everybody!

Q. What do you get if you cross a magic dragon and an apple?
A. Puff pastry!

Q. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
A. It ran out of juice!

Q. Why didn't the deep dish apple pie cross the road?
A. Because there was a fork in the road ahead.

Q. What does a pastry chef call it when somebody topples over a tangy dessert pie?
A. Upsetting the apple tart.

Q. What do you get if you cross an a jogger and an apple?
A. Puff pastry!

Q. Which dessert is a king's favorite?
A. Apple pie ala moat.

Q. When is an apple like a golf ball?
A. When it's sliced.

When it comes to telling seedy apple jokes, PainfulPuns gets to the core...

Crow Chef Says: Baby, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple!Q. What's worse than finidin half a worm in an apple? A. Spitting out the ohter half!Q. What is a great name for a dietician? A. Eaton Wright!

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. A Pineapple.

Q. What do you call a gassy apple?
A. Tooty Fruity!

Q. Where do apples like to go hiking?
A. Mt. Fuji.

Q. What's inside an apple that is an avid reader?
A. A bookworm.

Q. Who makes the best apple pies?
A. Granny Smith.

Q. How did the investor know Apple stock would go up?
A. He had in cider information!

Q. What kind of an apple has a short temper?
A. A crab apple.

Q. Why did the apple turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!

Q. What do you call an apple with a bee on it?
A. Bapple!

Sweet! It's Finally Pi Day!Q. Why do Daleks eat apples? A. Because an apple a day keeps the Doctor away!Sweet! It's finally Pie Day!

Q. Why did the apple pie cry?
A. Because it's peelings were hurt.

Q. How many grams of protein are in a slice of apple pi?
A. 3.1459265.

Q. What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie?
A. You're Nuts!

Q. What did the apple say to the apple pie?
A. You're crusty!

Q. Who led the apples to the bakery?
A. The Pie Piper.

Q. Which type of apple do pirates seek out and search for?
A. Jonagold.

Q. How do you make an apple puff?
A. Chase it around the orchard.

Q. Which kind of apple throws the best parties?
A. Gala Apples.

Q. What did the apple tree say to the caterpillar?
A. Leaf me alone!

Q. How many pastry chefs does it take to make pie? A. 3.14, but it only takes one cow!Q. Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? A. Only if your aim is good!Hey Gnirl, I was born on Pi Day. That's why my love is infinite and non-repeating!

Q. What kind of an apple isn't an apple?
A. A Pineapple.

Q. What is the left side of an apple called?
A. The part you didn't eat!

Q. Which folksong is actually about an apple dessert pastry from New England?
A. Yankee Strudel.

Q. Why did the bakery hire so many apples?
A. There was a lot of turnover!

Q. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
A. Keeps everybody away!

Q. Why was the apple tart so happy?
A. It won first pies at the county fair.

People who eat their apples stem, seed, and all improve their core values.

Q. What did they say to Christopher when he made a nice apple tart?
A. Good Pie, Columbus.

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Q. Why didn't the two worms go on Noah's Ark in an apple?
A. They all had to go in pears!

Wormy Pun of the Day: Did you hear the joke about apples? It was really seedy...

Q. Which fruit do skeletons like to snack on?
A. Spineapple.

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