| Q.
What kind of an apple isn't an apple?
A. A Pineapple.
Q.
What is the left side of an apple called?
A. The part you didn't eat!
Q.
Which folksong is actually about an apple dessert pastry
from New England?
A. Yankee Strudel.
Q.
Why did the bakery hire so many apples?
A. There was a lot of turnover! |
Q.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion
do?
A. Keeps everybody away!
Q.
Why was the apple tart so happy?
A. It won first pies at the county fair.
People
who eat their apples stem, seed, and all improve their core
values.
Q.
What did they say to Christopher when he made a nice apple
tart?
A. Good Pie, Columbus.
|
Dr.
Gnome Pick-Up Lines that
might only work one day out of 365. Gnome doubt, being a
comedian meme is better ala mode.
Q.
Why didn't the two worms go on Noah's Ark in an apple?
A. They all had to go in pears!
Wormy
Pun of the Day: Did you hear the joke about apples? It was
really seedy...
Q.
Which fruit do skeletons like to snack on?
A. Spineapple. |
