What kind of an apple isn't an apple?
A. A Pineapple.
What is the left side of an apple called?
A. The part you didn't eat!
Which folksong is actually about an apple dessert pastry
from New England?
A. Yankee Strudel.
Why did the bakery hire so many apples?
A. There was a lot of turnover!
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion
A. Keeps everybody away!
Why was the apple tart so happy?
A. It won first pies at the county fair.
who eat their apples stem, seed, and all improve their core
What did they say to Christopher when he made a nice apple
A. Good Pie, Columbus.
Gnome Pick-Up Lines that
might only work one day out of 365. Gnome doubt, being a
comedian meme is better ala mode.
Why didn't the two worms go on Noah's Ark in an apple?
A. They all had to go in pears!
Pun of the Day: Did you hear the joke about apples? It was
Which fruit do skeletons like to snack on?