What do you say when you're gonna drunk dial somebody?
A. Al-cohol you later.
Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, I seem
to have lost my cell phone number, so can I have yours?
Tech Point to Ponder: If today's smart phones have a million
times the power of the computers that sent Apollo to the
moon, can you brag that you have a rocket in your pocket?
Tech Fact of the Day: A recent study showed iPhones are
the most popular hand-held device. For the first time, the
penis has slipped into the Number 2 slot.
Why doesn't Star Trek TNG Captain Piccard us an iPhone?
A. He prefers Androids!
Fact of the Day: Sorry, Taco Bell is not a cell phone store.
Data Point to Ponder: Why don't Android users use emojis?
you hear about the guy who got mad when his phone battery
died? His shrink said he needed to find an outlet.
voice mail never dies; it just doesn't answer.
Norris didn't dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong
What did voice mail say to the cell phone?
A. Take my word for it!
What is it called when a fashion designer nearly causes
a car crash by using her phone while driving?
A. A clothes call.
Why don't birds use cell phones?
A. They're afraid of winging the wrong number.
How do you get an iPhone to sync?
A. Name it Titanic.
How is having sex just like charging your new foldable SmartPhone?
A. You can flip over your partner and it's still plug 'n
What is the tech term for a rotten, defective smart phone
A. Bad applet.
What happened after Samsung released the new foldable SmartPhone?
A. Bugs and problems began to unfold.
Where can you go to see a galaxy explode?
A. A Samsung store.
you hear about the cell phones that got married? The reception
guy saw another guy texting and driving. The first guy guy
so mad, that he threw his beer at Tex.
How did tech savvy dinosaurs message each other?
Why don't bison use cell phones?
A. 'Cause the roaming charges just kill them.
Which cell phone plan does Dr. Noonien Soong use?
A. The one with unlimited Data.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
A. Dead Siri-ous!
you hear about the guy who deleted all the Germanic names
off his mobile phone? Now, it's a Hans-Free device.
How can you tell which of your friends just got the newest
A. Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Which cellphone service provider is located in Birmingham's
A. Mobile Alabama.
Why did the guy name his cell phone Privilege?
A. Because he never checks it.
I was the first Android with unlimited Data!