How do you know if you're a bad gardener?
A. All the rocks in your garden went belly up!
Lovers Pick Up Line: Are you
a botanist? 'Cause I'm lichen you!
What do you call a land where the people drive only
A. A pink carnation.
Why did the farmer's horse go behind the barn?
A. It wanted to change its Jockeys.
Year's resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget
the past, and rely on the fuchsia...
Gardening Fact: You can't plant flowers, if you've haven't
Point to Ponder: You can lead a horticulture, but
you can't make her think...
What did the woman say when a neighbor asked to borrow her
A. Sorry, he's not home yet.
Point to Ponder: When the lawn care guy went broke, could
he take out a loam?
What is a gardener's favorite novel?
A. War and Peas.
How do you keep a monkey from pooping in your garden?
A. Don't show him! Monkey see, monkey do.
What is a baker's favorite kind of tree?