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Fact of the Day: Gardeners always know the ground
rules!
Q.
Why is plant science attractive to fugitives?
A. Botony gives you xylem.
Q.
Why is The Hulk such a good Internet gardener?
A. He always backs up his sage! And, he bides his thyme
on Twitter. |
Q.
Why don't peas rule the world today?
A. Due to the dawning of the Age of Asparagus.
Q.
What do cloves use for money?
A. Garlic bread.
Q.
Which will win the salad race: the lettuce, a faucet, or
a tomato?
A. The lettuce is a head, the faucet is still running, and
the tomato will eventually ketchup.
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Q.
How can you tell you need to turn on your sprinklers and
water your garden?
A. Your trees are whistling for dogs!
Q.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
A. Because they never miss a fly!
Q.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a
maggot's father?
A. One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop. |
