the Ungnome? Go where gnome man has gone before? I Dare
you hear about the guy who works in a factory making vampire
gnome statues? There were only two employees, so he had
to make every second count.
Why was an angry gnome on a qwest to find gamma radiation?
A. He wanted to bulk up like The Hulk.
Why do zombie ghosts go to a bar?
A. For the boos!
least gnomes understand this highway signage, or is this
a zombie ploy?
What is the highest compliment a cemetery gnome can receive?
A. Wow, you're in grave condition!
When is a gnome not a gnome?
A. When he's got his head up a fairy's dress, he's a goblin...
What time do zombie gnomes wake up?
A. At Ate O'Clock!
dairy scare so many cows that whey?
How does a zombie gnome say to close his letters?
A. Best Vicious!
What happened after a witch put a spell on the gnome to
make him dyslexic?
A. Everything he touched turned to glod.
What kind of appetizers do gnome cannibals enjoy at garden
A. Finger foods.