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Troll through hilarious gnome memes, sprite humor, and funny elf jokes!

Painful Gnome Puns: Gnome Kidding!
(Because Punny Non-Imaginary Beings Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Troll at your own risk. Painful puns and gnonsense ahead. Gnome Joke!
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Zombie vs Gnome. Who'd Prevail?Creepiest Show Tune Ever: Getting to gnome you, getting to gnome all about you.Zombie, have you gnome mercy?

I dunno, but we've placed a few gnomes in the garden, just in case.

Oh, that's a show tune? It sounded like a gnome porno title. ...

Zombies and gnomes might strike up a truce. That's a really scary thought.

Be Daring! Enter the UnGnomeDead End. Gnome Exit!Gnome-oginized milk is just creepy.

Enter the Ungnome? Go where gnome man has gone before? I Dare You!

At least gnomes understand this highway signage, or is this a zombie ploy?

How dairy scare so many cows that whey?

Are you an alien? 'Cause this feeling in my guy makes me want to take you out!It's a conspiracy! Trust gnome one

Zombie trolls on the make are frightening to extraterrestrials as well.

Can this ambiguous troll be trusted, or is this deceptive misinformation?

Zombie Pick Up Line: Now you know what will happen in your garden during the zombie apocalypse.

Scary Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I Dig You!Ermahgerd! It's a Gnerme!Is that a phone in your pocket? 'Cause that ass is calling me!

Zombie gnome digs the night life. Trolls beware.

Whert else did you thwink it wers? At least there's not an gnerme of them!

Dumb Ass Come-On: Apparently phone sex is gnot as deadly as it sounds, or was that just her ring tone?

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