Why was the alcholic gnome having so much trouble driving?
A. 'Cause he was a little drunk.
gnome with a roll of duct tape walks into a bar. Bartender
asks, "What can I get you?" Gnome replies, "I'll
just stick to my usual."
Spock, a rabbit, a gnome and a corn stalk walk into a bar.
Bartender asks, "You guys want to hear a joke?"
They replied, "We're all ears."
Why do gnomes prefer sudsy beer puns?
A. Because they like good, clean humor.
gnomes do at break time should be their own business, as
long as they don't disturb others.
What to gnomes say at a garden party?
A. Lettuce turnip the beet!
Why do gnomes guzzle down vine humor?
A. Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
What did the over-enthusiastic party gnome say to the host
A. Mind if I hang over at your place in the morning?
Party Troll Fact of the Day: Gnomes do make passes at gnirls
with empty glasses.
gardener and his dog walked into a bar. His garden gnome
walked under it...
gnome walks into a bar, has a few drinks, and leaves $10
on the bar. Bartender says, "Sorry pal, you're short."
Cocktail Point to Ponder: Do leprechauns party at a mini
The reason party gnomes wake up every afternoon.