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(Because Gnomes That Gnow How To Party Could Never Be TOO Mainstream at Your Weekend Backyard Bash!)
Warning: Party On At Your Own Risk! Bar troll humor, gnome party puns, and gala gremlin gnonsense ahead.
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What happens in Gnomeland stays in GnomelandAbsolutely GNOME Break Dancing!If you date a troll, you won't go gnome alone.

Q. Why was the alcholic gnome having so much trouble driving?
A. 'Cause he was a little drunk.

A gnome with a roll of duct tape walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "What can I get you?" Gnome replies, "I'll just stick to my usual."

Mr. Spock, a rabbit, a gnome and a corn stalk walk into a bar. Bartender asks, "You guys want to hear a joke?" They replied, "We're all ears."

Q. Why do gnomes prefer sudsy beer puns?
A. Because they like good, clean humor.

What gnomes do at break time should be their own business, as long as they don't disturb others.

Q. What to gnomes say at a garden party?
A. Lettuce turnip the beet!

Q. Why do gnomes guzzle down vine humor?
A. Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.

Q. What did the over-enthusiastic party gnome say to the host at midnight?
A. Mind if I hang over at your place in the morning?

Party Troll Fact of the Day: Gnomes do make passes at gnirls with empty glasses.

A gardener and his dog walked into a bar. His garden gnome walked under it...

A gnome walks into a bar, has a few drinks, and leaves $10 on the bar. Bartender says, "Sorry pal, you're short."

Green Cocktail Point to Ponder: Do leprechauns party at a mini bar?

Beer: The reason party gnomes wake up every afternoon.

Hangin' with My GnomiesGo Gnome! You're Drunk!Gnomes in Drag?

We like the hang of his jib. At least they didn't hang him in the traditional way.

Q. Why are gnome brew pubs so bad?
A. Because they set the bar so low.

Q. What did the gnome say to the hula dancer during his vacation in Hawaii?
A. Gnoman is on island.

Wine Connoisseur Gnome Chat Up: Like a fine bottle of wine, I'd like nothing better than to lay you down sideways.

Gnome or for you! The party is over. 86 him!

Q. What happened when the drunk guy tried to spank his naughty stone gnome statue?
A. It really hurt when he hit rock bottom.

Party Gnome Bar Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, can I ask you a personal question? Beer, or Wine?

Q. Which kinds of party gnomes live inside the can?
A. Sprites and Buds.

Gnomes in drag or gnomes out on on a big date?

Q. What is short and wears green lederhosen with a red hat while standing at an intersection?
A. A cross-dressing gnome.

Q. Why do gnomes love cheap wine puns?
A. Because wine snobs hate them!

Barfly Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, my drink is getting lonely. Care to join us?

Gnoming Green: Gnome & Hulk Before and AfterWhaassuuppp Gnome Boy?Go Gnome! The Party is Over!

After a gnight of gnoming green. Really mellowed him out, didn't it?

A gnome with a frog on his head walks into a bar. Bartender says, "That looks funny. What happened to you?" The frog replies, "I'm not sure. I must have stepped in something."

Q. How did the gnome feel when he fell into a vat of cannabis-infused vodka?
A. He was in high spirits!

Q. What do gnomes call it when they drink tequila inside a cave?
A. A shot in the dark.

Gnome Boy is down with shreet slang.

Q. Why was the gnome asked to leave the nudist colony?
A. Because he kept poking his nose into everybody's business!

Q. What did the bartender say to the troll that stumbled into the bar?
A. Go Gnome! You're drunk!

Q. What does beer say to the little gnome who tells tall tales?
A. Cool story, Brew!

Go Gnome! Gnow we gno why the party is over.

Q. Why did the clumsy gnome drummer get kicked out of the garden band?
A. He always dropped the beet.

Q. Why didn't the gnomes have a fungus farm in their backyard?
A. Because there wasn't mushroom, and they decided to move to Denver 'cause it's so magical there now!

Today's Party Gnome Wisdom: What doesn't kill me, makes my drinks stronger.

Dream Vacation: GnomanslandOh, Gnome You Di'nt!Gnome Smoking Zone

Gnow you gno what gnomes dream about, although it's hard to tell if it's in color or just black and white.

Q. Why do gnomes love wine puns?
A. Because they're grape!

Q. What is a gnome's favorite dessert?
A. Strawberry short cake.

Q. What is a gnomes favorite seafood?
A. Shrimp.

Q. To a gnome at a party, what is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A. About a six pack.

Oh, Gnome! Gnot again! Don't you hate it when that happens?

Q. Why did the pugnacious garden gnome punch the neighbor's gnome who was drinking a 7Up?
A. Because that's the first rule of Sprite Club.

Q. What do lakefront gnomes call what washes up on their tiny beach?
A. Microwaves.

A leprechaun walks into a bar. The bartender serves him and says, "That'll be $3." The leprechaun puts two dollar bills on the bar and starts walking away. The barkeep shouts, "You're a little short!"

Gnome Smoking Zone, and we mean Absolutely Gnome Smoking!

420 Gnome Point to Ponder: If a wee gnome smokes weed, does he get medium or high?

Q. What song do garden gnomes sing in December?
A. Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Today's Gnome Party Trivia: Gnomes only drink on days that begin with T. Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow...

Q. Which day of the week do vinyard gnomes celebrate?
A. Winesday!

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