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Preview hip non-conventional humor, not mainstream puns, unconventional jokes of tomorrow.

Hipster Humor and Non-Mainstream Jokes
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Q. How did the hipster burn his tongue eating pizza? A. He ate it before it was cool!Q. Why do hipsters tend to stick to back country streams in Colorado? A. Because they're less main stream!Q. How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hipsters change it before everybody else knew it needed to be changed!

Q. How can you tell the funny folks at PainfulPuns.com are hipsters?
A. Because there are original hipster jokes here that you have never heard before!

Q. Why did the hipster leave his Aspen mansion by the Roaring Fork River?
A. It was too current.

Q. Why do hipsters love ice so much?
A. Because ice was water before it was cool.

Q. What is a hipster's favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Jack Out Of The Box.

Hipster Point to Ponder: Are hipster puns cool again, or were they never in style?

Q. Why do hipsters only use microwave ovens?
A. Because regular ovens are too conventional.

Hipster Point to Ponder: If a hipster does something, but he doesn't Instagram it, did it really even happen?

Q. Why did the hipster call in sick to work?
A. Because he had the uncommon cold.

Q. How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Dude, the bulb was cooler before you replaced it!

Hipster Pick-Up Line: Girl, you are so hot! So I'd like to date you before you are cool!

Q. Why do hipsters use the subway?
A. Because it's so underground!

Q. What do you get if you cross a hipster and a vampire?
A. Count Swagula.

Q. Why do hipsters only listen to dead musicians?
A. Because their music will always be at least six feet underground.

Q. Why do hipsters like lava?
A. Because they liked rock before it was cool!

Hipster Pick-Up Line: Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.

Q. How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? A. It's a very obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it!Q. What do you call hipster slang in Berlin? A. German-ology!Q. How did the hipster burn his hand? A. He changed the light bulb before it was cool!

Q. How did the wannabe hipster die?
A. Oops! He tried to cross the mainstream.

Q. Why did the hipster go swimming in the hot springs?
A. Because it was not cool yet.

Q. Where does a hipster like to go surfing?
A. On a chill wave.

Q. How did the blonde hipster drown?
A. She ice skated before it was cool.

Q. What do hipsters like to dip their strawberries in?
A. Cool Whip!

Q. Why did the hipster stand by the fan?
A. He was trying to stay cool.

Q. Why do hipsters like York Peppermint Patties?
A. Because they always taste so cool.

Q. How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A. He ate a burrito before it was cool.

Q. What do you call it if you combine a coffee house and a yoga class?
A. There are only hipsters there for now, so it doesn't have a trendy name, yet...

Q. What kind of breakfast cereal do hipsters enjoy?
A. Emoji-Os.

Q. Why did the hipster raft down the tributary?
A.
Because the river was too mainstream.

Hipster Joke Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I'd take my glasses off for you!

Q. What's a hipster's favorite chocolate treat?
A. A frozen KitKat bar.

Punny Hipster Point to Ponder: What if telling hipster jokes makes you a hipster?

Q. How many hipsters can fit in a phone booth?
A. Only one. Any more than that and it would be too mainstream.

Q. Why are hipsters so thin?
A. Because they have skinny genes.

Q. What happens if you fart in a room full of hipsters?
A. They fight each other over who picked up on it first!

Q. How can you know if a guy is a true hipster or not?
A. If he tells you he is not, then that means he actually is.

Hipster Pick-Up Line: Hello there, hottie. I'd like to play your cool B Side.

Did you hear about the trendy mountain top barber shop? It was a cut above the rest!I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.Ape says: I bought a pair of hiking boots in Colorado from a drug dealer! I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

Q. How do you murder a hipster?
A. Toss him into the mainstream.

Did you hear about the blonde hipster who wore a jacket during summer, before it was cool?

Q. Why did the hipster sit in front of the air conditioner?
A. He was trying to stay cool.

Q. What do you call a hipster who plays poker well?
A. Chipster.

Q. What do you call a trendy young hula dancer?
A. A Hipster!

Q. Which breakfast treat do hipsters enjoy?
A. Vape Nuts.

Hipster Point to Ponder: Can a hipster's harmonica make his beard look big?

Q. What do you get if you cross a refrigerator and a hipster play list?
A. Cool music.

I'm so hipster that even I haven't heard of my new favorite band yet.

Q. Why do hipsters dig mine shafts?
A. Because they're so far underground!

Hipster Pick-Up Line: Girl, are you a hipster? 'Cause I have something cool in my pants you haven't seen yet!

Hipster Joke Pick-Up Line: Are you a hipster? 'Cause we should go out and fog up our glasses!

Q. If a hipster trips and falls in the forest, does he make a sound?
A. Yes, but you won't likely hear of it.

Q. How much does one hipster weigh?
A. An Instagram.

Q. What do hipsters eat for breakfast?
A. Bronuts and sticky man-buns.

Hipster Point to Ponder: If a hipster goes too far, would he become a conformist?

Hipster Point to Ponder: If a bear farts in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, would a hipster buy the soundtrack?

How to prank a room full of hipsters: Silent fart in the room and watch them fight each other about who smelled it first.

One day, you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast!A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only plastic wrap shorts. Shrink says: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."Q. Why did McDonald's run out of McNuggets? A. A farmer counted his chickens before they were hatched!

Q. How do you drown a hipster?
A. Take him river rafting in a main stream!

Q. How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A. He sipped a hot toddy before it was cool. (FYI: It's still not cool.)

Q. How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog?
A. Put it in a man bun.

Hep Pick-Up Line that's ahead of its time: Babe, I ain't no hipster, but I could make your hips stir...

Q. Who was the most famous hipster of all time, and did he ever change a light bulb?
A. Who knows? Just some guy we've never even heard of!

Q. How do you absolutely smother a hipster?
A. Standard him.

Hipster Point to Ponder: If hipsters don't believe in labels, how do they refer to themselves collectively?

Hipster Joke Pick-Up Line: Hey Toots, I was in love with you before your ex was!

Q. Why is it so hard to find a hipster dog's bone?
A. Because it buried so far underground.

Q. How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A. What? You can't touch that toilet! It's art, man!

Q. Why did the hipster leave his riverside retreat?
A. Because it was too current.

Q. Why do hipsters only use the microwave?
A. Because they don't like conventional ovens!

Hipster Point to Ponder: Are retro hipster puns passe, or are they cool again?

Hipster Joke Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced babes.

Q. What was the hipster doing in his computer?
A. Going through the recycle bin for something retro.

Q. Which profession are hipsters well-suited for?
A. Mortician. Because all their work points six feet under ground.

Q. Why is a deaf hipster the best?
A. Because he likes bands he's never even heard of!

Q. Why did the hipster abandon his Augusta lighthouse?
A. It was too Maine.

Hipster Point to Ponder: Which came first, the hipster or the mainstream?

Hipster Point to Ponder: Are retro hipster puns passe, or are they cool again?

Q. What kind of music do hipster mail carrier listen to?
A. Post-Modern Rock.

Q. If a hipster walks into the bar, does he make a sound?
A. Yes, but you've never heard of that pub.

Q. Why is this PainfulPun's last hipster joke?
A. Any more hipster jokes, and this page would just be too mainstream!

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