What was the cheesiest 1987 thriller film?
A. Feta Attraction.
How did the mime kick the bucket?
A. He stubbed his pan-toe-mime.
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. That's the stage manager's job.
What do you call electronics workers who act like buffoons?
A. Circuit clowns.
Why does the cast always overact on medical dramas?
A. For traumatic effect.
Which topical medication do new adult film stars use?
Where did actor Kelsey get his early education?
A. In Grammar school.
What do you call it when a king has a question and needs
to see a ballerina right away?
A. An immediate dancer.
Which Jim Carrey movie was filmed in Denver?
A. Me, Myself, and I25.
What did the guy's parents say when he announced he was
going to become a mime?
A. You don't say. An amateur actor tried to thrash
around realistically, but he flailed miserably.
Why are shovels, trowels, and spades so common in novels
A. 'Cause they're plot devices.
Doc, are you a James Bond fan?
Which actress makes money on the side by managing multiple
cow and sheep enclosures?
A. Stockyard Channing.
actors never die. They just drop apart.
What is a chef's favorite dystopian movie?
A. The Hunger Games.
What do cast members call the cheesy actor that the director
A. Canned ham.
What is the new movie that's set in a pizza parlor about?
A. A slice of life.
Which 2001 movie was the cheesiest animated film?
A. Muensters Inc.
Which HBO show do pastry chefs like?
A. Game of Scones: All Men Must Die!
What do people who have seen Star Wars multiple times give
A. Great re-views.
Why did the actor in the prescription drug commercials cross
A. To get the the other side effects.
amateur actor tried to thrash around realistically, but
he flailed miserably.