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Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads? A. Ice Caps!
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Preview haute couture humor, high style clothing jokes, and well-dressed puns.

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(Because High Fashion Jokes Could Never Be Too Mainstream in Paris or Milan or on Top of Pikes Peak!)
Warning: Hit the Runway with Caution! Glamour jokes, wild fashion humor, and en vogue puns head.
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Q. Why did a woman yeall "head for the heels" at her favorite shoe store? A. Because she loved elevating footware!Q. What did the fashion police say to his sweater? A. Do you know why I pulled you over?Did you hear about the grand opening of the new shoe store? TV news crews got a lot of footage!

Q. What is your underwear's favorite shoe style?
A. The wedge.

Q. What happened when the Dutch started making wooden shoes again?
A. All the stores were clogged!

Q. What did the hat say to the shoe?
A. I'll go on a head, you just pace yourself.

Q. What do you call a business jacket that's on fire?
A. A blazer.

Fashion Point to Ponder: Do sheep get static cling when they rub against each other?

Q. What do you call pigs dressed as dinosaurs?
A. Jurrasic Pork.

Many shoe puns are are barely funny and other shoe jokes are just sandal-ous!

Fashion Point to Ponder: Why are people in the fashion industry so clothes minded?

Q. Why are gay men always so well-dressed?
A. They didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Q. How are the most successful male models paid? A. Handsomely!Q. What do you have to do before getting into a designer dress? A. Get a foot in the Dior!Q. Why did the fashion designer retire at the top of his career? A. Because he wanted to go out in style!

Fascinating Fashion Point to Ponder: Why is it so hard to find clean underwear jokes?

Q. Why do fashion models always smile during thunder storms?
A. Because they think they're having their pictures taken.

Q. What was the pencil's job at the fashion show?
A. A role model.

Q. What do you call it if you get mad when you put clothes in your closet?
A. Hanger Management.

Q. How did the argument about wrinkled clothing end up?
A. It ironed itself out.

Q. Who wrote the definitive book about ballerina fashion?
A. Leo Tard. But his little dog, Tutu, helped.

Q. Why is it so hard to tell a lot of fresh sewing jokes?
A. You keep running out of material.

Q. Who made clothing for prehistoric animals?
A. The dino-sewer.

Q. How was the fashion designer's girlfriend like an incompetent tailor?
A. She didn't suit him.

Q. What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach? A. A Pything!Q. What's the name of th Star Wars film where perfume bottles invade and wreak havoc? A. Attack of the Colognes!Batman asks: What does Batgirl wear to bed? A. Her Dark Knight Gown!

Q. Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
A. To separate the dairy from the hairy.

Q. Why do pirates like thongs at the beach?
A. Because it's all about the booty.

Q. What did the boob say to the bikini?
A. You're my breast friend!

Q. What was the new guy's job title at the men's cologne counter?
A. Front and Scenter.

Q. What did the new guy at the men's cologne counter say about his new gig?
A. This job really stinks!

Q. What kind of coat does an octopus wear?
A. An Army Jacket!

Q. What do you call it when somebody trips over a bra?
A. A booby trap!

Fashion Pick-Up Line: Hey Babe, that dress would look great draped over my bed.

Q. What kind of underwear do math teachers wear?
A. Alge-bras.

Bear says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs!Q. What is a Zebra? A. 25 Sizes Larger Than an A Bra!Q. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? A. Slippers!

Q. What color socks do bruins wear?
A. They don't wear socks – they go bear footed.

Q. What did the shoes say to the pants?
A. Sup, Britches?

I went shopping to find camouflage pants, but unfortunately, I simply couldn't find any.

Q. What does a rain cloud wear during a lightning storm?
A. Thunder-wear.

Q. How do you catch a bra?
A. Set up a boobie trap!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Ouch!

Q. If a bra is called an over the shoulder boulder holder, what do you call men's underwear?
A. Under the butt nut hut!

Q. What did the bra say to the hat?
A. You go on a head, while I give these two a lift.

Q. What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed guy on a bike?
A. A tire!

Q. Why did the Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A. Because they wore their buckles on their hats and shoes.

Q. What do you call somebody who composes songs about sewing machines?
A. A Singer songwriter!

I used to be a tailor, but I found the work to be so-so.Happy Purse Day!A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only plastic wrap shorts. Shrink says: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

Q. What happened when the best tailor in town passed away?
A. He was given a fitting eulogy.

Q. What do you call it when two tailors have a fist fight?
A. A serious altercation!

Q. Who should you hire if you need some clothing altered?
A. Anita Tailor.

Q. What did the tailor say after his client fired him?
A. Okay, suit yourself.

Shoe Salesman Wisdom: Never tell a woman she can't purse-shoe her dreams!

Q. Why did the blonde go outdoors with her purse open?
A. Because they predicted change in the weather.

Q. What do you call it when a jeweler has a few too many finger creations left?
A. A three-ring surplus!

Q. Who wrote the snooty fashion article about the nicest clothes?
A. Fan C. Pants.

Funny Fashion Factoid: The best underwear jokes are brief!

Q. Why don't race horses wear underwear?
A. Because it rides up on them.

Q. What do you call a collection of old underwear?
A. A brief history.

Q. Which type of underwear do Frisbee players wear?
A. Disc Jockeys.

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