| Q.
What happened when the best tailor in town passed away?
A. He was given a fitting eulogy.
Q.
What is everybody saying about the Incredible
Hulk's new fashion line?
A. It's all the rage!
Q.
What do you call it when two tailors have a fist fight?
A. A serious altercation!
Q.
What happened after one office worker began wearing professional
business attire to work?
A. Everybody else followed suit.
Q.
Who should you hire if you need some clothing altered?
A. Anita Tailor.
Q.
What did the tailor say after his client fired him?
A. Okay, suit yourself.
Q.
Why didn't the guy recommend his tailor?
A. Because he didn't suit him well.
Q.
How can you spot a Redneck Jedi?
A. He's wearing a camouflage print robe.
Q.
What's the best pattern for a banker's neck tie?
A. Checks.
Q.
Why dob't witches wear flat hats?
A. 'Cause they see no point to it.
Q.
What should you wear while enjoying the trampoline in your
yard?
A. A jumpsuit.
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Shoe
Salesman Wisdom: Never tell a woman she can't purse-shoe
her dreams!
Q.
Why did the blonde like the clothing boutique right below
her apartment?
A. 'Cause it was clothes to home. Duh!
Q.
Which kind of luggage is made from snake skin?
A. Ex-hiss baggage.
Q.
Why did the blonde go outdoors with her purse open?
A. Because they predicted change in the weather.
Q.
Why was the psychiatrist so happy to receive a wicker attache?
A. 'Cause he always wanted a basket case.
Q.
What do you call it when a jeweler has a few too many finger
creations left?
A. A three-ring surplus!
Q.
Do old jewelry designers ever die?
A. No, but they do lose their shine.
An
investment banker used all of a guy's money to buy a leather
jacket and a motorcycle. When the guy asked for it back,
the banker told him to sit on it. Sounds like he's
running a Fonzi scheme!
Q.
Where did T-Rex get all of his clothes?
A. From a dino-sewer.
Q.
Why should you be careful when trusting men wearing hats?
A. 'Cause they're always trying to cover something up!
Sadistic
old shoe designers never die, they just lose their souls.
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Funny
Fashion Factoid: The best underwear jokes are brief!
Q.
Why don't race horses wear underwear?
A. Because it rides up on them.
Q.
What do you call a collection of old underwear?
A. A brief history.
Q.
Which type of underwear do Frisbee players wear?
A. Disc Jockeys.
Q.
Which type of underwear do vampire actors wear?
A. Movie Shorts.
Q.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man and his
dog?
A. One wears a three-piece suit; the other just pants.
Did
you see the sign outside the shop that said: 50% off Trousers?
Actually, they were selling shorts!
Q.
How did the depressed trousers tailor die?
A. Unfortunately, he commited sew-icide.
Q.
Do old blue jeans ever die?
A. No, they just fade away.
Q.
Where do stylish crabs keep their clothing?
A. In the claws-et.
Q.
What are some recycled mannequin parts called in the faxhion
industry?
A. Hand me downs.
Old
fashion designers might die, but they do go out in style!
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