| Q.
What color socks do bruins wear?
A. They don't wear socks – they go bear footed.
Q.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
A. Sup, Britches?
I
went shopping to find camouflage pants, but unfortunately,
I simply couldn't find any.
Q.
What does a rain cloud wear during a lightning storm?
A. Thunder-wear.
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Q.
How do you catch a bra?
A. Set up a boobie trap!
A
dyslexic man walks into a bra. Ouch!
Q.
If a bra is called an over the shoulder boulder holder,
what do you call men's underwear?
A. Under the butt nut hut!
Q.
What did the bra say to the hat?
A. You go on a head, while I give these two a lift.
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Q.
What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a
tricycle and a poorly dressed guy on a bike?
A. A tire!
Q.
Why did the Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A. Because they wore their buckles on their hats and shoes.
Q.
What do you call somebody who composes songs about sewing
machines?
A. A Singer songwriter!
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