Wisecrack: I wish the gym had a stationary bike built for
Why didn't the dinosaur go to the gym?
A. 'Cause he did not believe in the survival of the fittest.
Why was the blonde hiding from exercise?
A. Because she was in the Fitness Protection Program.
Chat Up Line: Hey big guy,
you sure look swole!
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
let's do lunge!
Joke of the Day: Never even attempt to do squats on Taco
Point to Ponder: If an apple exercises, is that called a
Why did the oyster go to the gym?
A. 'Cause it's good for the mussels.
Up Pick-Up Line: Girl,
I followed my heart, and it led me to the gym.
Wisecrack: I love doing crunches: Doritos, popcorn, pretzels...
Why did the gym named James shut down?
A. It just didn't work out.
Why did the blonde bodybuilder change her workout clothes?
A. Somebody said she was ripped.
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie,
how'd you like to work in a few reps over at my