Q.
What is it called when a rapper goes to the gym for a quick
workout?
A. A Lil' Pump.
Gym
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
are you thirsty? 'Cause I've got a six-pack right here.
Gym
Joke of the Day: Gymnasium means naked exercise
in ancient Greek. But don't try that line on the health
club receptionist!
Gym
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine? |
Workout
Wisecrack: I would tell you a gym joke, but you'll have
to weight for it...
Q.
Which Bruce Willis prequel film was never released?
A. Diet Hard.
Funny
Fitness Failure: I forgot to go to yoga yesterday. That
makes five years in a row...
Q.
Why did the blonde bodybuilder change her workout clothes?
A. Somebody said she was ripped.
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Workout
Wisdom: Never even attempt to do squats on Taco Tuesday!
Q.
What do you call guys who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons.
Q.
What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?
A. He lifts weights faster.
Funny
Fitness Failure: Remember, your brain needs exercise, too.
So, spend lots of time thinking up excuses not to work out.
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