| Q.
What does the up-and-coming baker call his new bread with
a wine-like aroma?
A. Nose Scones.
Q.
Why are bread jokes always so funny?
A. They never get mold.
Toasted
Thought of the Day: Working in a bakery for decades left
the baker with a loathe of bread.
Q.
What did the baker get when he crossed the Pillsbury Doughboy
with Barbie?
A. A doll with a yeast infection.
Q.
What did the Keebler Elves get when they crossed Raggedy
Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy?
A. A tempermental redhead with a yeast infection. |
At
least the baker gnome is cooking up some hot cross buns.
Q.
What did the holiday baker put on the gingerbread man's
bed?
A. A cookie sheet.
Q.
How can you tell when a blonde baker has been making chocolate
chip cookies?
A. M&M shells are all over the floor!
Q.
What does a baker call an academically accomplished slice
of bread?
A. An honor roll.
Q.
Why was the baker glad he was fired from his job at Sara
Lee?
A. 'Cause that job was no cakewalk, and he couldn't make
enough dough.
Q.
What do bakers give ladies on special occasions?
A. Flours.
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Q.
How does the Krispy Creme sales rep refer to his agenda?
A. Doughnut Call List.
Q.
What did the loaf of bread say to the bag of flour?
A. Hey, didn't we meet yeasterday?
Q.
What does an aspiring young witch baker use to make cookies?
A. An Easy Bake Coven.
Can
a man who's ambidextrous eat sugary bakery with
both hands?
Q.
What happened when the baker crossed an apple with a Christmas
tree?
A. He got enough pineapple pies for a crowd.
Q.
What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?
A. Use pecans instead! |
