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Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A. Because it felt crummy!
Crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast.
Q. Why does a chef give his lady pastry on Valentine's Day? A. He cannoli love her!
One day, you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast!

 


Baker Humor, Bread Puns, Bakery Jokes
Sample bready funny jokes, yeasty puns, toasty humor, rye grins and a loaf of laughter.

Baker Jokes, Bakery Humor, Half-Baked Puns
(Because Jokes That Rise to the Occasion Could Never Be Mainstream Enough for Half-Baked Humor Lovers!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! You knead to know glutenous humor may cause belly laughs!
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| Beverage Humor | Soda Funny Jokes | Beer Jokes | Wine Lovers Humor | Mixed Drink Laughs |
| Fruity Humor | 2 | 3 | Apple Pi Puns | Banana Jokes | 2 | 3 | Orange Puns | Strawberry Jokes |

Top Bakers Trade Bread Recipes on a Knead To Know Basis.A good baker always rises to the occasion. It's the yeast he can do!Q. Why did the pastry chef hire a pitcher? A. Because he knew how to handle the batter!

Q. What does a bakery employee have to do when cutting bread ahead of time?
A. He needs to use pre-slice measurements.

Q. Why did the baker quit his job at the cookie factory?
A. Because it was a really crumby place to work.

Q. What do bakers call very soft loaves of bread?
A. Tender ryes.

Q. Which famous baker was compelled to precisely time every single recipe she prepared?
A. Betty Clocker.

Q. Which kind of artisan bread does a bard baker create?
A. Poet-rye.

Q. Why did the head baker reprimand his apprentice?
A. He kept pinching the salt. OUCH!

Q. What is a baker's favorite musical instrument?
A. Drums, because they already have the breadsticks.

Q. What was the ambitious woman's plan to start a new bakery?
A. She kneaded to raise the dough.

Q. Which classic game do bakers play in a circle?
A. Marble Bread.

Ape Chef Asks: Why should you never insult an Italian baker? Because he'll beat the Focaccia!How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date? A. Briing her flours!My friend's bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.

Q. Why was the baker so grumpy?
A. He woke up on the wrong side of the bread!

Bakery Point to Ponder: Do cannibals eat gingerbread men for dessert?

Q. What did the brown bread say to the slice of ham?
A. Rye Me?

Q. Which trait does a comedian baker knead to tell funny bread jokes?
A. A rye sense of humor.

Q. Why does everybody need bread and water?
A. Because loaf makes the world go round!

Q. Why did bread break up with margarine?
A. For a butter lover.

Q. What was the warning at the bakery counter when all the loaves were moldy?
A. Bread Alert!

Q. Why doesn't bread like hot weather?
A. Because it's too toasty!

Q. What does bread do after it's all done baking?
A. It just loafs around.

Zombie Humor: I tried working in a bakery, but I wasn't bread for it.Q. How many pastry chefs does it take to make pie? A. 3.14, but it only takes one cow!Gorilla Chef Asks: Why did the poor man sell yeast? A. To raise some dough!

Q. Why was the baker so scared?
A. He found himself in a loaf or death situation.

Bakery Point to Ponder: Do cannibals eat gingerbread men for dessert?

Q. Why was a monster creeping around outside of the bakery?
A. He was looking for Ghoul Scout cookies.

Q. Why is dough a synonym for the word, money?
A. Because everyone kneads it.

Q. What is a doughnut?
A. A bakery owner who is absolutely crazy about money.

Q. What is the baker's favorite charity fundraiser?
A. Dollars to Donuts.

Q. Which kind of bakery always has 24-hour police protection?
A. Donut shops.

Dunkin' Funny Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, you are just like my donut. You're half sweet and half nuts.

Q. What does the Hollywood bakery call bread that only appears for a short time?
A. Cameo Rolls.

Q. When does bread rise?
A. When you yeast expect it to.

Q. Which tale do old loaves of bread tell the young dough balls?
A. Moldylocks and the Three Bears.

Q. Which American folksong is actually about a pastry chef from New England?
A. Yankee Strudel.

Et Chef Asks: What do you call it when you're served leftover rolls? A. Recycle buns!Hey Gnirl, is your daddy a baker? 'Cause you've got a nice set of buns!Q. What did the head chef say when the rookie burned the dessert? A. Is that a crime brulee?

Q. What does the up-and-coming baker call his new bread with a wine-like aroma?
A. Nose Scones.

Q. Why are bread jokes always so funny?
A. They never get mold.

Toasted Thought of the Day: Working in a bakery for decades left the baker with a loathe of bread.

Q. What do bakers give ladies on special occasions?
A. Flours.

At least the baker gnome is cooking up some hot cross buns.

Q. What did the holiday baker put on the gingerbread man's bed?
A. A cookie sheet.

Q. How can you tell when a blonde baker has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A. M&M shells are all over the floor!

Q. What does a baker call an academically accomplished slice of bread?
A. An honor roll.

Q. How does the Krispy Creme sales rep refer to his agenda?
A. Doughnut Call List.

Q. What did the loaf of bread say to the bag of flour?
A. Hey, didn't we meet yeasterday?

Q. What does an aspiring young witch baker use to make cookies?
A. An Easy Bake Coven.

Can a man who's ambidextrous eat sugary bakery with both hands?

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| Snack Jokes | Halloween Treats | Tasty Cannibal Jokes | Sci-Fi Food Jokes | Green Munchies |
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