Q.
Why are mountains the most fun place to go on your road
vacation?
A. Because they're hill areas!
Q.
Who wrote the travel guide, Where to Stay on Your Econo
Vacation?
A. Moe Tell.
Q.
Why can't basketball players, other than the Nuggets, vacation
in Denver?
A. Because they'd be called for traveling.
Q.
Why did the librarian get booted off her vacation flight
to DIA?
A. It was overbooked. |
Q.
If you're hiking while vacationing in Colorado and find
a fork in the road, what should you do?
A. Stop for lunch!
Q.
Where do crayons go to vacation?
A. Colorado!
Q.
What does a cowboy on vacation in Cowlorado call
bad directions from a heiffer?
A. A bum steer.
Q.
How did the blonde nurse define a triple bipass?
A. A very complicated freeway on ramp.
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Q.
What do you call the clamy temperature between two Georgians?
A. Relative humidity.
Q.
What was the tourist's complaint about the beach?
A. It was too sandy.
The
bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve time travelers
here." A time traveler walks into a bar.
Q.
What happens when a plaster delivery truck wrecks and spills
a load during rush hour?
A. You get stucco in traffic. OUCH! |