| Q.
Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot?
A. Snails are not fast food and nobody's got slime for that!
Q.
Why aren't there any French delicacies in Davy Jones' locker?
A. Because dead men sell no snails.
Customer:
Waiter, there's a small slug in this salad.
Waiter: Sorry sir, would you like me to get you a larger
one?
Q.
What is a garden gnome's favorite seafood?
A. Shrimp. |
Q.
Which seafood restaurant do most pirates prefer?
A. Long John Silver's.
Q.
Which kind of crackers do pirates like in their clam chowder?
A. Goldfish!
Q.
Where is a great place to get fast cash for all the shrimp
you don't need?
A. At the Prawn Shop.
Impatient
Customer: How long do I have to wait for the turtle soup?
Waiter: Well sir, you do realize turtles are really slow...
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Q.
How does the Seafood Diet work?
A. You see food and you eat it!
Q.
Why did the chef have to stop working at the sea food restaurant?
A. Because he pulled a mussel.
Q.
What do you call restrooms in a seafood restaurant?
A. Buoys and Gulls Rooms.
Q.
Which kind of fish swims in hot oil?
A. Battered fish sticks. And, this is exactly what happens
to fish that dropout of school! Yum! |
