Q.
Who is a pirate's favorite classic rock singer?
A. Carlos Bandana. Aye, Yay!
Q.
What is another fave music genre of pirates?
A. Rum 'n Bass.
Q.
What did techie pirates store their data on during the '90s?
A. CD Rums.
Pick-Up
a Pirate Line: Avast Sailor! I've crushed thirteen skulls
and crossed bones – between me thighs! |
Q.
Which privateer wrote the book, A Booty of Pirate's
Gold?
A. Barry D. Treasure.
Q.
Why did the pirate go on a vacation?
A. He needed some ARR and ARR!
Q.
What do pirates call a structure that spans across two ring-shaped
islands?
A. Atoll bridge.
Q.
What's the difference between an iceberg and a lint brush?
A. One crushes boats, but the other brushes coats.
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Q.
Why do pirates make such excellent fishermen?
A. Because they know how to hook the big ones!
Q.
Why aren't pirates allowed to be contestants on Wheel of
Fortune?
A. Because they always guess C.
Q.
What's the name of the new Apple device created for one-eyed
pirates?
A. iCaptain.
Pirate
Pick-Up Line: Aye, have
ye ever met a man with a real yardaRRRm? |