When does it rain money in Colorado?
A. When there's a change in the weather.
Why did the grandpa pull out his coin collection again,
after all these years?
A. For old dimes sake.
Why can't you bend a dime in half? A. Because change is
you hear about the fast miser? He wasn't able to stop on
a dime. OUCH!
What do you call coins flying through the jet stream?
A. The winds of change.
Which breed of dog has the most coins?
A. A bloodhounds, because they are always picking up cents.
Why is the penny the most plentiful coin in circulation?
A. Because it's common cents.
How do you describe a person's breath that smells like metal
A. Minted fresh.
How is the moon like a dollar?
A. They both have four quarters.
Which mint pun always sizes up?
How are a counterfeit coin and a rabid rabbit alike?
A. One is bad money and the other is mad bunny.
a rumor that the Denver Mint stopped making coins. Fake
News! 'Cause that just doesn't make cents!
Why did the blonde decide to withdraw all the money in her
bank account and take it home all in coins?
A. 'Cause she needed some real change in her life.
How do penguins make a decision?
A. They flipper coin.
What did the cramped coins in the pinball machine call their
A. Close quarters.
Money Tip of the Day: A blonde threw a coin into the wishing
fountain and wished for lots of coins. But, it turns out
wishes just don't come true. Sometimes you have to get your
feet wet. DUH!
What happened when the nickel and the penny got fused together
A. Now the coin has the sixth cents.
What is the merciless vending machine's favorite money pun
A. Give no quarter.
Why do misers like autumn so much?
A. The winds of change are raining coins of copper gold
Money Point to Ponder: COINcidence or coincidence,
isn't that rich?
What do you call a guy who had intercourse with 25 cents?
A. A quarter pounder.
guy was digging out in his garden when he found a chest
full of gold coins. He was about to run straight inside
to tell his wife about it, but then he remembered why he
was digging in our garden...
Why did the blonde only consume coins and paper money?
A. 'Cause she was on a cash diet.
Moan of the Day: Coin collecting is the one instance where
you are glad to hear something got diagnosed with MS.
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity
raising funds for a marathon?
A. Because they just take the money and run.
What do you call bankrupt Santa?
A. St. Nickel-less.