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Old Horticulturists Never Die, They Just Go to PotPot Smoking Gnome: Hope There's a Fireman Nearby, 'Cause You're Smokin'Gnome & Toad with Pot Leaves: Gnome Grown

Q. What do you do if you see a space man while getting high?
A. Park in it dude!

Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's Hi, How are you?"

Q. What did the frog say after lighting up?
A. Don't Worry be Hoppy!

Pot Meme: Gnome Smoking ZonedGnoming Green: Gnome & Hulk Before and AfterGarden Gnomes in Pot Leaves: Lettuce a Gnome

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. ... Followed by a global food shortage.

Q. What do a bad football team and a pothead have in common?
A. They both get blitzed!

Q. What do you get when you eat marijuana?
A. A pot belly.

Gnomes with Pot Leaves: Do You Live in a Corn Field? 'Cause I'm Stalking YouPot Meme: Gnome Toking ZoneHulk with Pot Leaves: Old Growers Never Die, They Just Go to Seed

Q. What do you call a cartoon about smoking trees?
A. George of the Junkies.

Q. What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A. A pot hole!

Sorry for my bluntness, that's just how I roll.

Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort.

Hulk with Pot Leaves: An Expert Farmer is Outstanding in His FieldGnome Meme: Old Botanists Never Die, They Just Go to PotPot Humor: Before and After Shots of Hulk Gnoming Green

Q. Why did the pot head plant cheerios?
A. He thought they were donut seeds.

Q. What do you call a potato that smokes weed?
A. A baked potato!

Q. How do you know you're a pothead?
A. You studied five days for a urine test.

Pot Smoking Gnome Pick-Up Line: On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?Hulk & Gnome Pot Humor: Gnoming Green, Before & AfterPot Smoking Gnome Pick-Up Line: If I had a garden, I'd put my tulips and your two lips together.

I was about to smoke weed with a Mexican girl, until I asked her if she had papers – she immediately ran off.

Wake Up, Bake Up.

Q. What is a stoners idea of a balanced diet?
A. A joint in each hand!

Life is what you bake it.

Q. What do you call a horny stoner?
A. A weed wacker!

Don't drink and drive. Park and spark.

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