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(Welcome To Cannabis Comedy, Mile High Jokes, and Pothead Puns. Mary Jane, Remember Weed IS Funny!)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Weed IS Funny in Colorado, but NOT in Nebraska!
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Old Horticulturists Never Die, They Just Go to PotPot Smoking Gnome: Hope There's a Fireman Nearby, 'Cause You're Smokin'No Evil Monkeys Ask: What do you get if you eat too much weed? A. A Pot Belly!

Colorado Tourism Slogan: Weed like to welcome you.

Q. What do you do if you see a space man while getting high?
A. Park in it dude!

Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's Hi, How are you?"

Denver LoDo pick-up line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first date!

Q. How can you tell if you've toked too much?
A. Is that even possible to do, or is that odd?

Hey Colorado: Let's blow this joint!

Q. What kind of car does a stoner drive? A. A Blazer!Gnoming Green: Gnome & Hulk Before and AfterQ. Why is Denver known as the Mile High City? A. 5280 Pot Shops!

Colorado Cannabis-ism: Help eradicate road rage in our lifetime!

Q. Which kind of pizza do hungry potheads usually order?
A. Stone-Baked!

Q. What do a bad football team and a pothead have in common?
A. They both get blitzed!

Colorado Cannabis-ism: Don't panic, it's organic!

Q. What happens if you consume 5280 cannabis edibles?
A. You get a pot belly, but you know you'll work it off in a mile.

Mile High 420-ism: Just Doob It!

Gnomes with Pot Leaves: Do You Live in a Corn Field? 'Cause I'm Stalking YouBig Ape Asks: Q. What is the main difference between politicians & stoner? A. Politicians don't inhale. They just SUCK!Hulk with Pot Leaves: Old Growers Never Die, They Just Go to Seed

Q. What do you call a cartoon about smoking trees?
A. George of the Junkies.

Colorado Cannabis pick-up line: Hey, my friend and I are having a bake sale. Wanna joint us?

I just bought some boots from a drug dealer. I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day!

Q. Are there many Colorado Cannivores in Denver?
A. Yes, medible ents and cannafoodies are quite common in the Mile High city.

The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany.

Sorry for my bluntness, that's just how I roll.

Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort.

Pot Smoking Gnome Pick-Up Line: On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?Q. Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? A. Because "pot holder" was already taken!Pot Smoking Gnome Pick-Up Line: If I had a garden, I'd put my tulips and your two lips together.

I was about to smoke weed with a Mexican girl, until I asked her if she had papers – she immediately ran off.

Wake Up, Bake Up.

Zoner pick-up line: Hey, you're on fire! No, wait, that's just my blunt.

Q. What do you get if you dunk a gourmet doobie in Vodka?
A.
The Holy Spirit Flambe.

Q. What do you call a horny stoner?
A. A weed wacker!

Don't drink and drive. Park and spark.

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