Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet potato. If
I was baked, I'd be monkey bread.
Which kind of pizza is the most popular among cheeky stoner
What time of the day do stoners always look forward to and
A. 4:20 AM and 4:20 PM.
Anti Pick-Up Line: You are
right! It appears that smoking weed makes you stupid, 'cause
the more I smoke, the more you sound like a big dumb ape.
Stoner Monkey Pick-Up Line:
Whoa, are you a joint? 'Cause you're smokin'!
What do zen stoner monkeys call medical marijuana with a
Monkey Point to Ponder: Did you know eating Italian food
may boost your meat-ta-ball-ism?
Chef Monkeying Around: There really aren't many good
puns about Italian food other than a fusilli remarks.
Monkey Point to Ponder: Why is it so common to have problems
re-hashing classic weed jokes?