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Warning: Please don't feed the animals! Lively Wildlife Jokes, Hairy Humor, and Fauna Puns Ahead.
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You might be from Colorado if a bear on your front porch doesn't bother you!Local news reported a crocodile was found in Denver! But nobody was surprised because the forecast predicted a cold snap!You might be from Colorado if you use bear-proof trash cans!

Q. What do you call a group of Colorado bruins that are cracking each other up?
A.
A bear-all of laughs.

Q. What do bears call campers in sleeping bags?
A.
Soft Tacos!

Q. How can you tell if you've seen an alligator or a crocodile in a Denver sewer?
A. One you see later, and the other you see after a while.

A2. Or, it might just be Denver lawyer, Frank Azar (suer supreme).

Q. What do you call a wet bear in Colorado?
A.
A drizzly bear.

Q. How many skunks does it take to make a big stink outside a Denver party port-o-potty?
A.
A Phew!

You might be from Colorado if your bridal registry is at REI!Q. What do you call rude Canada geese in a Colorado park? A. @#$%^&*! And, Coloradans are pretty polite.You might be from Colorado if you missed this exhibit at the Denver Zoo!

Q. What do you call a noisy horse?
A. A herd animal!

Q. What's the difference between a horse and Colorado's weather?
A. One's reined up, and the other rains down.

I went goose hunting the other day. Once they started flying, I knew the game was up.

Q. What is a goose's favorite television show?
A. The Denver feather forecast!

Q. If the Denver Zoo opened a brew pub, which beer would they serve?
A.
Hungry Hungry Hoppos.

Q. What steps should you take if you see Bigfoot gambling in Cripple Creek?
A. Very large ones.

You might be from Colorado if you go Squatching!Q. Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A. He's got no beef!Ram says: Have you heard the story about a hill in Colorado? I just couldn't get over it!

Bigfoot rarely makes an appearance, yeti showed up in Colorado to joke around here!

Q. Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're killer comedians.

Q. How do you make a squatch laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke.

Q. What happened to the Colorado cow that was lifted into a tornado?
A.
Udder disaster.

Q. In Colorado, what do you call a cow with only two left feet?
A. A side of beef.

Q. How do Rocky Mountain bighorn sheep stay warm during the Colorado winter season?
A. Central bleating.

Q. How do bighorn sheep fall asleep along I70 near Georgetown?
A. By counting humans.

Q. What do you call a baby donkey? A. A Burrito!Q. What did one horse say to another? A. The pace is familiar, but I can't remember the mane!Trying to putt with so many geese on the green is for the birds! and that's putting it mildly!

Q. What do you call a donkey with a banjo in Telluride?
A. Bluegr-ass.

Q. What do you call a donkey with a Ph.D?
A. A smart ass!

Q. What happens when you buy a mini donkey?
A. You get a little ass.

Two stoners were out for a leisurely walk in Colorado and saw a fly on a pile of horse crap. One pothead said the other, "Wow, he really had to go bad!"

Q. What does it mean when you find a horseshoe on a Colorado trail?
A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Q. What happens when ducks fly upside down over a Colorado cannabis grow?
A. They quack up!

You might be from Colorado if you refer to tourists as pilgrims or turkeys.

Q. What do ducks and geese like about the great outdoors in Colorado?
A. Debris!

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