What do you call a donkey with a banjo in Telluride?
What do you call a donkey with a Ph.D?
A. A smart ass!
What happens when you buy a mini donkey?
A. You get a little ass.
stoners were out for a leisurely walk in Colorado and saw
a fly on a pile of horse crap. One pothead said the other,
"Wow, he really had to go bad!"
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe on a Colorado
A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
What happens when ducks fly upside down over a Colorado
A. They quack up!
might be from Colorado if you refer to tourists as pilgrims
What do ducks and geese like about the great outdoors in