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You might be from Colorado if you go Squatching!
Never go hiking with a serial killer in Colorado! Just give hm free reign on the psycho path!
You might be from Colorado if you know what the Continental Divide is!
You might from Colorado if you will not touch Rocky Mountain Oysters, not even with a ten foot pole!

Q. What does his wife say when the pot grower leaves for work? A. Doobie Careful!


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Colorado Pick-Up Lines and Mile High Come-Ons
(Because High Altitude Hookups Could Never Be TOO Mainstream – Even If You're Stranded at Denver's Airport!)
Warning: Come On Up at Your Own Risk! Big horny sheep, dog dates, and Mile High chat ups ahead.
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You might be from Colorado if you met this guy at a LoDo bar last weekend!You might be from Colorado if you friend asks your plans for today's hike and you summit up nicely!You might be from Colorado if you plan all your dinner dates at dog-friendly restaurants!

DIA Pick Up Line: Hey, I've got two boarding passes. Let's catch a flight and see where we land.

Casa Bonita Come-On: Hey Peppy, you are as hot as capsaicin!

Classic Colorado Come-On: Are you a Denver Broncos fan? 'Cause I'd like to touch down in your end zone.

LoDo Pick Up Line: Hey, would you consider a 3-way light bulb? You, me, and Maryjane.

DIA Pick Up Line: Bae, if you were a TSA agent, I'd be happy to get a body scan.

Campus Lounge Chat Up Line: Hey hottie, are you a frozen Margarita? 'Cause that would explain my brain freeze when you walked by.

Colorado Mountain Chat Up Line: High Baby, are you into Alt Rock?

Golden Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you from Colorado? Oh, of Coors you are!

Snowy Colorado Come-On: Hey girl, I must be on the wrong chair lift. I didn't mean to go straight to heaven with you.

Catchy Colorado Angler Come-On: Hey girl, finny thing, but I think we should hook up.

Mile High Pick Up Line: Hey Bae, I'm new to Colorado, so I need the directions to your place.

Broncos Tailgater Pick Up Line: Consider this the two-minute warning... before I kiss you!

Carbondale Hookup Line: If I was a soda, I'd Mountain Dew you.

Colorado BBQ Pick Up Line: You're my grill and I'm your broil.

Tony's Market Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I've got a big bone for you!

Colorado Ski Bum Chat Up Line: Hey girl, stay with me and not only will you ski the black diamonds, but you'll be wearing them, too.

Brown Palace Hotel Chat Up Line: Is there WIFI here? 'Cause I'm feeling a strong connection.

Aspen Ski Lodge Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I wish I was a glass of Jack Daniels so you'd hold me in your hands and nurse me all night long.

Downtown Denver Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, let's make like a blunt and roll.

Bear says: I've partied with Bigfoot in the Colorado high country!You might be from Colorado if you have a rocky sense of humor!Ape says: I bought a pair of hiking boots in Colorado from a drug dealer! I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

Colorado Snow Day Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's have a first date on the first day it snows. I swear I'm not a flake.

Colorado Chat Up Line: Hey Hottie, are you from northeast metro Denver? 'Cause you Brighton up my day.

Denver Broncos Pick Up Line: Hay Mare, you're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.

Winter Anti Pick Up Line: Fella, it looks like you'll have to jacket off during this Colorado cold spell.

Back Country Come-On: Hey girl, are you tired? 'Cause you've been hiking through my mind all day!

Saturday Night LoDo Hook Up Line: Hey, I am so hammered that I want to nail you to the wall.

LoDo 2 a.m. Pick Up Line: Hey, I'll let you hit this, if I can tap that!

Bronco in a Boulder Brew Pub Chat Up Line: Girl, this isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for my love machine.

Cherry Cricket Pick Up Line: Hey girl, not to brag, but I know how to put the special in your sauce.

Classic Colorado Come-On: Hi, do you smoke pot? 'Cause weed be great together!

Colorado 420 Pick Up Line: Hey, I'm feeling a little off today, but I bet you could turn me on!

Colorado Mountain Pass Pick Up Line: All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Colorado Hiker Hookup Line: Hey, would you be my socks so I can be there every step of the way with you?

Colorado Chat Up Line: Hey babe, how about you wander that lust over here?

Colorado Stoner Ski Bum Pick Up Line: Hey, what if I made a Loveland Pass at you?

Colorado BBQ Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna make a burger? I'll bring the meat, and you bring the buns!

Denver Broncos Pick Up Line: Wanna be my receiver tonight?

You might be from Colorado if you'd rather run with the squatch, than run away!Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Denver is just a little closer to home!You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Two-Mile High Club" at the summit of Pike's Peak!

Colorado Ski Bum Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I didn't realize angels had to use a chair lift, too.

Colorado Sasquatch Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I hear you like beards.

Mile High Football Pick Up Line: I wish you were on the Broncos' team because I'd like to see your back field in motion.

Colorado Skier Chat Up Line: Hey, girl. Wanna get up-lifted?

Denver Happy Hour Chat Up: Wow babe, you're just like this jalapeno popper – you just keep getting hotter and hotter!

Pikes Peak Bigfoot Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, now I'm harder than permafrost!

Littleton Waffle House Line: Hey girl, are you a pancake? 'Cause you look flippin' hot!

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey Bae, wanna cross the International Date Line with me?

Mile High City Chat Up Line: Don't be shy, let's get high.

Smokin' Colorado Come-On: Hey, you're so HOT that you just lit my blunt.

Denver LoDo Pick Up Line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first date!

Mile High Pick Up Line: Wow, your eyes are as green as Colorado!

Classic Colorado Hook Up Line: Whoa, are you a joint? 'Cause you're smokin'!

Denver Broncos Pick Up Line: I'm gonna ask you out now, so we don't get a delay of game penalty!

Littleton Taco House Pick Up Line: Hey baby, you are as hot as my big, beefy, all you can eat burrito.

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey babe, would you like to join me in my members only lounge?

Colorado Ski Slope Hookup Line: Hey girl, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go round this chair lift again?

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey bae, I wouldn't complain about a layover with you.

Sunny Colorado Come-On: Hey, are you getting a sunburn? 'Cause I'd be happy to cover you with my body!

Denver Broncos Pick Up Line: Wanna kick off a new relationship tonight?

LoDo Bar Pick Up Line: No, I'm not drunk. But, I am intoxicated by you!

Westminster Hipster Come-On: Hey girl, are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced babes.

World's Shortest Denver Broncos Pick Up Line: Hay!

Pick Up a Downtown Denver Chef Line: Hey dude, are you a steak? 'Cause you are really well done.

Alien says: In Colorado, if you don't like weed puns, you ganja have a bad time!You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Mile High Club: in the back seat of an SUV!Bigfoot says: You might be from Colorado if you've met the current hide and seek champion!

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey girl, it's always a first class trip with me.

Chatfield Reservoir Pick Up Line: Whoa, I can't swim, Babe! Can I hold onto your floaties?

Colorado High Country Come-On: Hey you, wanna come over and suck my bong?

Colorful Colorado Cannabis Come On: I'm eating Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey girl, I don't need the captain to remind me of the upright position.

Colorado Locksmith Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's meet up at Keystone for a run down the slope.

Colorado Cannabis Chat Up Line: Hey, my friend and I are having a bake sale. Wanna joint us?

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey girl, how about I raise the arm rest to get this party started?

Snowy Colorado Come-On: Hey girl, does this ski lift go to heaven? 'Cause I am seeing an angel.

Denver Bronco Hookup Line: I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be the first.

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey girl, I know a great way to recover from jet lag.

Colorado Cannabis-ism: Weed my lips!

Denver Broncos Pick Up Line: Are you an eligible receiver... of my phone number?

Colorado Cannabis Come-On: Dude, is that a 9-inch blunt in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Q. Why do steaks enjoy Colorado barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.

Icy Colorado Pick Up Line: Hey baby, it's cold outside but I'm predicting a warm front on the way.

Colorado 420 Pick Up Line: Hey, let's meet at 4:20!

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey babe, I love a good south of the border crossing. You too?

Denver Broncos' Lovers Pick Up Line: Whoa, do you play football? 'Cause you've got a tight end!

Locksmith Pick Up Line: Hey girl, was your daddy a Colorado locksmith? 'Cause you're smoking hot.

Mile High Club Hookup Line: Hey babe, are you ready for take off?

High Country Come-On: Sorry for my bluntness, that's just how I roll.

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