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Cheesy
Pick-Up Lines and Come-Ons with Cheese
Pick
Up on gouda dating tips, bedder cheddar come-ons, and brie sharp
pick-up lines.
Cheesy Dating Come-Ons & Grate
Pick Up Lines
(Because Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If That's Nacho Date
Over There!) |
Warning:
Pick Up with Caution! Well-aged hookup jokes, feta attractions,
and moldy come-ons ahead.
| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| 2 | Cheesy
Puns and Dairy Funny Cheese Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
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| Cheesy Gnome Cheese Puns | Butter
Jokes | Dairy Cow Jokes | Corny
Jokes | Foodie Jokes |
| Wine Jokes, Vintage Vino Puns | Cocktail
Hour Jokes | Smelly Jokes | Cheesy
Actor Jokes |
It's
gnormal to know cheddar is bedder.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, tonight you are looking gouda
'nuff to eat!
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Cheddar? 'Cause
you are looking extra sharp tonight.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a cheese pizza? 'Cause you
are one deep dish! |
He
heard her cousins' names are Bologna and Cheese.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you an assorted cheese platter?
'Cause I'd like to sample every part of you.
Pick
Up a Cheesy Guy Line: Hey bro, you're sharp, but
just brie-ware!
Cheesy
Hit Up Line: Hey Brie, do you French on a first date?
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Well,
Cheese Whiz? That come-on gouda gone better!
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you bleu cheese? 'Cause I like
the way you are dressing.
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey babe, have you been on the all cheese diet?
'Cause you look grate! |
This
has nothing to do with fishing. Gnome doubt he'll cut the
cheese.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey Jack, you're like a fancy French cheese.
Some people find your odor strong and offensive, but I know
it just means you are high quality.
Mozzarella
Pick Up Line: Hey Colby, you cheddar not be pulling my strings.
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The
provo-bility of this cheesy come-on working is cheddar than
1 in 10.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you Swiss? 'Cause when I see
you, I say holy moly.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Is your name Jack? 'Cause I might
Monterey with you. |
Literally,
the cheesiest come-on ever - by a gnome, gno less!
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey girl, is your name Colby? Orange you the one
for me?
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, our first date was gouda,
but our next date will be even feta. |
Beefcake
gnome dishes up cheesy come-ons for dessert.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey there, are you American cheese? 'Cause
I just want to peel you.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey Colby, let's hit the town tonight and listen
to some R 'N Brie. |
Cheesy
pick-up line for VD Day: Love is in the air, or is that
Brie?
Pick
Up a Cheesy Guy Line: Hey cheesemonger, I hear
you're grate in bread!
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey Colby, let's have a wheel fine time tonight.
|
Gnome
really should curd his enthusiasm.
Pick
Up Some Cheese Line: Hey fella, is your name Feta?
'Cause I crumbled for you.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I'm just raw milk, but give me a
second look 'cause I'd like to get pasteurize. |
Really
Scary Pick Up Fact: Hulking funny come-on seems gnormal,
but that's because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl, is your name Colby? 'Cause
I'd like you on my steamy comestibles.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I won't cut out while you're on
the dance floor 'cause I have grater plans for you. |
Cheesy
Dating Fact: She knows he's too gouda to be true!
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Colby, cheddar not miss out on this opportunity
to go out with a real big cheese lover.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, you won't be a basket queso until
I'm nacho guy any longer.
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Cheesy
Anti Pick Up Line: I like to party, and by party I mean
stay in and order pizza.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl, if you were pizza crust and I was
mozzarella, I'd melt all over you even before hitting 450º.
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey girl, you are even hotter than deep-fried mozzarella!
|
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl, even if you're a little mousy, you'll
just eat me up.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I heard you don't feel so gouda
tonight. Please feel cheddar soon.
Q.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
A. Sorry, but I'm just too mature for you. |
Cheesy
Cannibal Chat Up Line: Hey girl, it's so gouda to me-eat
you!
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: No girl, you are not a cheesy comedian. Tonight's
open mic crowd was just vegans or laugh-tose intolerant!
Q.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to cheesy pizza
parties?
A. Because he's such a fungi.
|
I
like my jokes just like my pizza: extra cheesy! Pizza
jokes are key to an effective cheesy pick-up line!
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Gorganzola? 'Cause
you are looking sharp tonight.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you fond of cheese come-ons?
'Cause I am fondue too, Brie. |
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Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| 2 | Cheesy
Puns and Dairy Funny Cheese Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
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| Corny Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy
Pick Up Lines | 2 | Animal
Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster
Hookups |
| Banker Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Chef Chat Ups |
Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Lines | Farm Flirts |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
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| Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes, Dateless Puns |
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Jokes, Woman Puns | Family Humor,
Mom Puns, and Dad Jokes |
You're
doing grate this far, so here's
even more cheesy humor, mousy
jokes,
gouda belly laughs and sharp
painful puns that'll pick up
the pace:
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Jokes | Mouse Jokes |
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Jokes | Skiing Jokes | Sports
Humor | Tech Gadget Jokes |
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Jokes |
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