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Munch on dairy funny puns, cheesy laughs, gouda humor and smelly cheese jokes.

Cheese Puns, Dairy Funny Jokes, Cheesy Humor
(Because Cheesy Puns, Sharp Humor and Aged Cheese Jokes Could Never Be Too Mainstream!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Curdling humor, gouda puns, and holy punny cheese jokes ahead.
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Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I'm glad the cheese stands alone 'cause it's easier to find you, Gnirl!Cheesy Pun: She quit her job at the donut factory because she got fed up with the hole business.What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!

Sometimes the mousy guy does get the cheesy date.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: By the whey girl, you curd never frighten my muffet away.

Q. Why did the cheesemonger quit his job?
A. He said, "I just Camembert it any longer."

Q. Why did the cheese get so fat?
A. Because it never whey-ed itself.

This Cheesy joke has nothing to do with cheese, but that's not the hole story. Now she lives in Wisconsin and is gainfully employed.

Q. Which kind of cheese can you find at church?
A. Swiss cheese, because it's so hole-y.

Q. Why was the cheesemonger sad after her coworker went home for the day.
A. She said, "I hate being all on Mahon."

A stone and a cheese were having a fight. The cheese was winning, but the Roquefort back.

Q. Which kind of cheese can you use to hide a horse?
A. Mascapone.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey Brie, did you just say "Cheese?" 'Cause I have a big smile on my face.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's just stay in and curdle tonight!Cheesy Pun: Did you hear about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you're looking really Gouda tonight!

The cheesy date is hoping to have his whey with her.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's get a whey tonight and spend the night at my cottage.

Q. What did cottage cheese say to cheddar?
A. You are looking sharp!

Cheesy Pun of the Day and a grate joke that has nothing to do with cheese.

Q. Who is the cheesiest vocalist?
A. Brie-yonce.

Q. Which kind of cheese now has curly hair?
A. Perm-esan.

He really should curd his enthusiasm along the whey to a cheesy hookup.

Q. How do you make goat cheese?
A. Ewe's milk!

Q. What happened when a freak tornado wiped out the Wisconsin cheese warehouse?
A. Nothing but de Brie was left in the whey.

A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse, with baited breath.A woman was arrested for having an accident on her cellphone. She was charged with DWI: Driving While Intalksicated.Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, whenever I'm near you, I turn into a basket queso!

Q. How good is a Coney Island gyro?
A. Feta than sex.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you don't enjoy cheesy come-ons about cheese, does that mean you're laugh-tose intolerant?

Q. What do you say after some jerk throws cheese at you?
A. How Dairy!

What a cheesy charge! But, at her age, she shoulda known Feta. Cheddar luck next time, Brie!

Q. Which music genre do cheesemongers really eat up?
A. R 'n Brie.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey Brie you're cheddar off without Jack, so would you be my date tonight?

Q. Why was the cheesy comedian so good?
A. Because his act was pure crackers!

Q. Which game does cheese play when visiting Las Vegas?
A. Roule-ette.

Cheese Plate Come-On Line: Hey girl, I'd let you pick me up with your fingers.

Cheesy Joke: When a clock is hungry, it goes back for seconds...Should you ever question your cheese? No, only when it's up to no gouda.Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you are as appetizing as deep fried Mozzarella!

Q: What tune do profitable cheese makers rock out to on Halloween?
A. The Muenster Mash!

Q. Why did the cheese souffle fail to medal at the summer Olympics?
A. Because it fell at the final curdle.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, have you been on the skim mozzarella diet? 'Cause you do not need to cheddar few pounds.

Q. Which kinds of cheese can fly?
A. Curds of prey.

My wife was preparing lunch today, so she asked, "Honey, where's the cheese grater?" I replied, "Some would say France, others would say Wisconsin. It depends on your personal preference."

Q. What do you call cheese without crackers?
A. Crackalackin.

Never take what a chef says at face value, because they're great at cooking up really cheesy come-ons.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I can tempt you with lots o' Mozzarella along with meat balls.

Q. When should you take a grain of salt with cheese that flatters you?
A. When it's too Gouda to be true.

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