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Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I'm glad the cheese stands alone 'cause it's easier to find you, Gnirl!Cheesy Pun: She quit her job at the donut factory because she got fed up with the hole business.What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!

Sometimes the mousy guy does get the cheesy date.

Cheesy Pun has nothing to do with cheese, but that's not the hole story. Now she lives in Wisconsin and is gainfully employed.

A stone and a cheese were having a fight. The cheese was winning, but the Roquefort back.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's just stay in and curdle tonight!Cheesy Pun: Did you hear about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you're looking really Gouda tonight!

He's hoping to have his whey with her.

Ageless Cheesy Pun: Another grate joke that has nothing to do with cheese.

He really should curd his enthusiasm.

A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse, with baited breath.A woman was arrested for having an accident on her cellphone. She was charged with DWI: Driving While Intalksicated.Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, whenever I'm near you, I turn into a basket queso!

Q. How good is a Coney Island gyro?
A. Feta than sex.

What a cheesy charge! At her age, she should know feta. Cheddar luck next time, Brie ...

There's gnome accounting for taste.

Cheesy Joke: When a clock is hungry, it goes back for seconds...Should you ever question your cheese? No, only when it's up to no gouda.Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you are as appetizing as deep fried Mozzarella!

Q: What tune do cheese makers dance to on Halloween?
A. The Muenster Mash!

My wife was preparing lunch today, when she asked, "Honey, where's the cheese grater?"

I replied, "Some would say France, others would say Wisconsin. It depends on your personal preference."

Chef is cooking up some really cheesy come-ons.

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