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Q. Why should you always bring a bag of chips to a party? A. In queso emergencyWhen shouldn't you believe what your cheese is saying? When it's too gouda to be true.A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse, with baited breath.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. It's only mild, though.

Q. How do you handle dangerous cheese?
A. Caerphilly.

Q. What is a lion's favorite cheese?
A. Roar-quefort

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you cheesecake? 'Cause I just want to eat you up!What's the cheesiest sitcom of all time? Curd Your EnthusiasmCheesy Pick-Up Line: I must be Swiss? 'Cause without you, there's a hole in my heart!

Beefcake gnome dishes up cheesy come-ons for dessert.

Q. Which cheese is rich and worldy?
A. Paris Stilton.

Cheddar luck next time.

Somebody threw cheese at me... That Stinks!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, You're the Colby to my Monterey Jack!Why does this cheese look normal? Because the rest on the platter are crackers.

Q. What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese?
A. Muenster cheese.

Likely, the cheesiest come-on ever.

Q. What did the Cheese salesman say?
A. That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!

Which search engine do most mice prefer? Ask CheeseThe Genesis of Cheese: Edam and EveCheesy Pick-Up Line: My crush on you makes me crumble like Feta!

Q. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
A. Hallomi.

Q. What's the most religious type of cheese?
A. Swiss cheese – it's so holy.

Cheesy pick up lines don't always work. She knows gnome buddy is too gouda to be true.

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