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Cheesy
Jokes, Brie Funny Puns, Le Fromage Fun
Cheddar
not miss sharp cheese jokes, gouda laughs, blue humor and cheesy puns
that bite.
Tasty Cheese Jokes, Gouda Puns, Cheese Humor
(Because Cheese Always Makes
You Smile and Big Cheesy Grins Could Never Be TOO
Mainstream!) |
Warning:
For Mature Gourmet Audiences! Golden moldies, feta funny jokes,
and grate cheesy puns ahead.
| Cheesy Puns and Dairy Funny Cheese Jokes
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| 3 | 4
| 5 | Cheesy
Pick-Up| Lines | 2 |
| Cheesy Gnome Cheese Puns | Butter
Jokes | Dairy Cow Jokes | Corny
Jokes | Foodie Jokes |
| Wine Jokes, Vintage Vino Puns | Cocktail
Hour Jokes | Smelly Jokes | Cheesy
Actor Jokes |
| Q.
Which cheese is made backward?
A. Edam.
Q.
How do you order cottage cheese for lunch?
A. You use the ala curd menu.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
you're so hot that you've grilled my cheese sandwich.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Is your
name Jack? 'Cause I might Monterey with
you. |
A
moldy oldie pick-up line by well-aged
cheesy gnomes.
Q.
What is today's weather forecast for Wisconsin?
A. Rain and light Bries.
Cheesy
Hit Up Line: Hey Brie,
do you French on a first date?
Q.
Which type of cheese do dairy cows like best?
A. Moo-zarella!
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Q.
What is a werewolve's favorite cheese?
A. Limburger.
Q.
Why couldn't the cheese go on the school field trip?
A. Its parents didn't sign the parmesan slip!
Pick
Up a Cheesy Guy Line: Hey bro, you're sharp,
but just brie-ware!
Q.
What do you call alcholic cheese?
A. Livarot. |
| Q.
What was the cheesiest movie ever made?
A. The Gouda-father.
Q.
Why should you never do business with a cheesemonger?
A. Because it's one Roule for them, and one Roule for everybody
else.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl,
you won't be a basket queso until I'm nacho guy any longer.
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Q.
What did the piece of Cheddar say to the spook?
A. Get lost. I'm Lac-ghost intolerant.
Q.
Why was the cheesemonger fired after his presentation about
French goat cheese?
A. Because he just Banon and Banon and on...
Pick
Up a Cheesy Guy Line: Hey cheesemonger, I hear
you're grate in bread!
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Q.
What is the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?
A. Camembert.
Q.
Which kind of cheese is a horny rooster's favorite?
A. Pecorino.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
our first date was gouda, but our next date will
be even feta. |
| Guy
is a fan of cheese, and he's got a big head, too.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl,
do you love Edam? 'Cause your beaver seems rather backed
up.
Q.
What is a pirate's favorite cheese?
A. Chedd-AARRR!
Cheesy
Hit Up Line: Hey Brie,
I can last as long as mozzarella. |
Cheesy
Pun Fact of the Day: Yes, we realize that you may have heard
some of these stinking funny cheese joke brie-fore...
Q.
What can you do with a cheesy credit card?
A. Go on a spending Brie.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl,
I'm just raw milk, but give me a second look 'cause I'd
like to get pasteurize.
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Gnome
doubt even the Swiss will poke holes in this cheesy pun.
Q.
Why did the Greek man finally stop eating cheese?
A. Because he was just getting Feta and Feta.
Curdled
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
if I called you Swiss Miss, that is not at all
a cheesy come on. |
| Q.
What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?
A. Cheeses of Nazareth.
Q.
Which holiday is by far the cheesiest?
A. Christmas, because of the baby cheeses.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
I'm nacho man, but someday I hope to brie... |
Q.
What is Tom Hanks' favorite soft cheese?
A. Philadelphia.
Q.
What do you say to get a French bruin out of a tree?
A. Camembert!
Q.
Why can't you make clothing out of cheese?
A. Because fromage frays.
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Cheesy
pick-up line for VD Day:
Love is in the air, or is that you, Brie?
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
I hope that's nacho hot date over there.
Cheesy
Thought of the Day: Cheesecake will never tell you that
you're too fat.
Q.
What is the new Cheese Diet?
A. When you only eat cheese, and weigh. |
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Cheesy Puns and Dairy Funny Cheese Jokes
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| 3 | 4
| 5 | Cheesy
Pick-Up Lines | 2 |
| Cheesy Gnome Cheese Puns | Butter
Jokes | Dairy Cow Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Foodie LOLs |
| Wine Jokes and Vintage Vino Puns |
2 | 3
| Cocktail Hour Jokes | 2
| 3 | Cheesy
Actor Jokes |
| Chef Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Chef
Tunes, Culinary Beats | Gnome Chef Jokes
| Chef Come-Ons |
| Diet Puns | Gnome
Diet Jokes | Vegetarian Jokes, Vegan Puns
| Fitness and Dieting Jokes
| 2 |
| Corny Jokes | Smelly
Jokes | Fart Jokes | Holy
Humor | Moon Jokes | Cheese
Pizza Jokes |
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still smiling, so
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humor, cheesy gags,
jacked-up jokes and smelly
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