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(Because Cheese Just Makes You Smile and Big Cheesy Grins Could Never Be Too Mainstream!)
Warning: For mature audiences. Golden moldies, feta funny jokes, and cheesy puns that grate ahead.
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Cheese Tasting 101: Cheese 1 may be gouda, but this one is feta!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, I want to grow mold with you, just like blue cheese!Q. When should you go on a cheese diet? A. When you need to cheddar few pounds

Q. Which cheese is made backward?
A. Edam

A moldy oldie cheesy pick-up line by well-aged gnomes.

Q. What is a cannibal's favorite cheese?
A. Limburger

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, why gnot hook up with me? I'll show  you a real gouda time!Q. Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? A. Someone always cuts the cheese...Mouse: I'm glad the cheese stands alone because that makes it easier to find.

Gnome doubt this guy will cut the cheese.

Q. What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost?
A. I'm Lac-ghost intolerant.

Q. What is the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?
A. Camembert.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, not to brag, but I'm grate in bread!Which music genre appeals to cheese? R 'N BrieCheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, my crush on you makes me crumble like feta!

Guy is a fan of cheese, and he's got a big head, too.

Q. What is a pirate's favorite cheese?
A. Chedd-AARRR!

Gnome doubt even the Swiss will poke holes in this pun.

Cheesy Riddle: Which hotel do most mice prefer? The StiltonQ. What kind of cheese likes to shoot hoops? A. Swish cheese!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, please brie my Valentine?

Q. What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?
A. Cheeses of Nazareth.

Q. What is Tom Hanks' favorite soft cheese?
A. Philadelphia.

Cheesy pick up line for VD Day: Love is in the air, or is that Brie?

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