Q.
Why was it so hard to brush the heifer's hair?
A. She had a bad cow lick!
Q.
What do you get from dairy farms in Alaska?
A. Ice cream.
Q.
What kind of car does a Texas cattle baron's champion bull
drive?
A. A Cattle-ac.
Q.
What does a Colorado rancher call bad directions from a
cow?
A. A bum steer. |
Q.
What happens when you talk to a cow?
A. It goes in one ear and out the udder.
Q.
What did the cow say to the silo?
A. Hay, is my fodder in there?
Q.
What do cattle drive when the car is broken?
A. A COWasaki MOOtorcycle.
Q.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
A. She grows a moostache.
Q.
What is a metaphor?
A. For grazin' yer cattle.
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Q.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody
cow?
A. An animal in a really baad moood!
Q.
Where do suicidal cows go for lunch?
A. McDonald's.
Q.
What do cows like to use when they send texts?
A. E-moo-jis.
Q.
How does a Wall Street broker define laughing stock?
A. Cattle with a sense of humor. |