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Chimp asks: Why to the Seattle Seahawks want to change their name to Seattle Tampons? A. Because they're only good for one period and don't have a second string! Go Broncos!
Q. Why do Denver Broncos' fans fail a drug test? A. They're always a mile high!
Old Most Interesing Man: He always knows when Denver will score, or not... Go Nroncos!

 


Denver Broncos Jokes and Rocky Football Humor
Score with horsey NFL humor, Mile High fan puns, and bucking funny Bronco jokes!

Broncos Jokes, Mile High Humor, Passable Puns
(Because High Altitude Football Jokes Could Never Be Too Mainstream in Denver!)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Mile High Fan Humor and Serious Horsing Around Ahead.
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| Baseball | 2 | Basketball | Bowling | Boxing | Fishing | Golf | Gym | 2 | 3 | 4 | Running |
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Gorilla asks: How do you recognize a Denver Bronco in a dpartment store? A. He's the one trying to slam the revolving door!Colorado High Country Joke: I put a Denver Broncos jersey on my airplane. Now it can't touch down!Chimp asks: What do an Oakland Raiders fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A. They're both empty from the neck up! Go Broncos!

Q. What do Broncos tailgaters say when introduced to new Denver fans?
A. Any friend of yours is a pal-o-mino!

Q. Why do the Denver Broncos have two mascots?
A. Miles for the high fans, and Thunder for when the game has gone to crap.

Did you notice after Colorado legalized marijuana, nobody knows the name of the Broncos stadium?

Broncos Trivia: After Colorado legalized marijuana, the name of the football stadium doesn't matter because it's just a field at Mile High.

Q. What does a Broncos fan say to a gloating Raiders fan?
A. Just Buck Off!

Q. Why are Denver Broncos fans in such great shape?
A. They digest a stable diet and exercise caution when telling horsey sports jokes at the brew pub.

Green alien says: Space aliens are Broncos fans because Denver is a mile cloer to home!Worf you ready for some football? Go Broncos!Q. How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a tire? A. One. Unless it's a blowout, then they all show up!

Q. How do Denver Broncos fans introduce themselves to newcomers?
A. With Western Horspitality!

Q. On East Colfax, which type of Bronco fans prefer late evening games?
A. Night Mares.

Q. How does a Broncos tailgater introduce himself to the hot blonde who just arrived?
A. Hay There!

Q. What do Broncos running backs eat before a big game?
A. Fast Food!

Q. Which side of the Broncos mascot, Thunder, has the most hair?
A. The Outside!

Q. Which side of the Broncos mascot, Miles, has the most hair?
A. The Inside! The guy wearing the polyester costume is not bald!

Q. Why do Denver Broncos jokes keep getting dumber and dumber? A. Because ya just can't win 'em all!Port-o-potties say: Go Broncos! We'r number 1!Cheesehead Hulk asks: What stinks worse, muenster or horse crap? Go Broncos!

Did you hear about the Denver Broncos fan who was hospitalized with 11 plastic horses inside him? Doctors report his condition is stable.

Did you hear about the depressed Broncos fan? Sad to say, he isn't feeling a Mile High after that last game.

Q. Why do Denver Broncos fart when they run?
A. They can't acheive full horse power without gas.

Denver Bronco pick-up line: I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be the first.

Q. Why is it always so cool at the Broncos' stadium?
A. Because no matter how bad the game is going, the fans don't leave until the clock runs out.

Q. Why can't Broncos dance?
A. Because they have two left feet.

Chimp says: Accordin to a new poll, 89% of people are satisfied with their lives. The other 11% are Broncos fans! Go Broncos!Batman says: Broncos stand united! Go Denver! Ouch!Q. What's the difference between a Denver Broncos fan and a mosquito? A. Mosquitos are only annoying during the summer! Go Broncos!

Q. What do you call the extreme Broncos fans that live next door in the orange house with the blue trim?
A. The Neigh-bors.

Q. What's the toughest part about riding out the season for a Broncos fan?
A. Hitting the ground.

Q. What do Broncos fans say when the team fumbles?
A. Stop horsing around!

Q. What's the difference between a battery and the Raiders?
A. A battery has a positive side.

Q. Why did the blonde Broncos fan cross the road?
A. Somebody said, "Hey."

Q. How do Broncos fans explain it after the team fell to the visitors?
A. They've fallen and they can't giddy-up!

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