Q.
Why did the dog sleep under his owner's car on Saturday
night?
A. He wanted to wake up oily for the Broncos vs
Colts game on Sunday morning!
Q.
Why is it so hard to train a French Bulldog to play football
in Denver?
A. 'Cause they go oui oui all over the Field at
Mile High. |
Q.
Why were the Broncos scouting for a Samoyed dog?
A. They needed a white receiver that could pull
the roster together.
Q.
How do Coloradans know when their dogs are happy about the
Broncos draft picks?
A. They just look for the tell-tail signs. |
Q.
Why did the Labrador Retriever advise his master to invest
in footballs for the Denver Broncos?
A. 'Cause they have such a high rate of return!
Q.
Why were the Denver Broncos looking for a big Chocolate
Lab?
A. To fill the wide retriever position. |