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Colorful
Blue Jokes, Bleu Puns, Humor to Dye For
Cheer
up with cheesy bleu puns, sad blueberry humor, bluetooth laughs and blue
jean jokes.
Blue Color Puns, Blues Humor, Bluesy Jokes
(Because Jean-ius
Jokes and Moldy Cheese Puns Could Never Be TOO
Mainstream If You're Singing the Blues!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Project Blue Book humor, favorite color jokes,
and berry funny blue puns ahead.
| Faded Blue Puns, Bright Blue Color Jokes
| Colorful Jokes, Off-Color Puns,
Multi-Color Humor |
| Color Orange Puns | Funny
Oranges | Yellow Jokes | Gold
Color Puns | Toasty Brown
Jokes |
| Green Jokes | Red
Humor | Purple Puns |
Black Jokes, White Puns, Humor in B&W,
Gray LOLs |
Q.
What song does a winning NASCAR driver sing during a big
race?
A. Blue Bayou.
See
Sick Pick Up Line: Hey babe,
your eyes are bluer than the ocean, and I am lost at see.
Q.
How can you tell the sky isn't happy on clear days?
A. It's blue!
Blurry
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl! |
Q. Why did the blonde contractor stick her finger in the
ink bottle?
A. To get a blue print.
Q.
What did the beaver say before cutting down a Colorado Blue
Spruce Christmas tree?
A. Nice gnawing yew!
Q.
Which garden bird is always so sad?
A. The Bluejay.
Clearly
Funny Pick Up Line: Hey
baby, your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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Q.
How are blind dates and bluetooth devices alike?
A. They're supposed to pair up and connect, but it seldom
happens.
My
girlfriend has beautifully colored eyes. I particularly
like the blue one.
Q.
What is a blue eyeball's favorite song?
A. You Are Eye Sunshine!
Q.
Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A. It had Bluetooth! |
Q.
Why was the patient so stunned when the eye doctor told
him he was colorblind?
A. Because that came right out of the blue.
Q.
What does Pooh Bear eat at parties?
A. Blue bear-y pie.
Q.
Which famous pirate captain was the saddest?
A. Bluebeard.
Q.
What is the funniest UFO joke of all time?
A. Project Blue Book.
Q.
When should you put oranges in your beer?
A. Only once in a Blue Moon. |
Q. Why don't strawberries socialize with blueberries and
raspberries?
A. Because blueberries are always sad, and raspberries are
too facetious.
Q.
Why do strawberries look down on blueberries?
A. 'Cause they're good for muffin!
Q.
Why did the innocent blueberry get framed for the crime?
A. The evidence was a strawberry plant!
Q.
Why was the hamburger so sad?
A. Because it had blue cheese!
Colorblind
Com-On: Hey babe, no wonder
the sky is gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.
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Q.
Do old blue jeans ever die?
A. No, they just fade away.
Poolish
Joke of the Day: A woman walks up to a guy wearing blue
trunks and says, "Your eyes match your swim trunks" Guy
replies, "Why, are my eyes bulging?"
Q.
What do you call a school kid with a dictionary in his blue
jeans pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q.
Why don't Bluetooth devices swim?
A. Because they're designed to sync!
Q.
What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird. |
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
are you bleu cheese? 'Cause I like the way you are dressing.
Q.
What did the cheesemonger do with a cheese handkerchief?
A. He bleu his nose.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Brie,
didn't you date my mold college roommate, Blue?
Q.
What did the bleu cheese receive when it won the cheesy
Olympics?
A. A Mold Medal.
Q.
What do you call the teal-colored tape some police wrap
around crime scenes?
A. Cordon Blue. |
Q. Why don't strawberries hang out with blackberries
and blueberries?
A. 'Cause they don't want to get beat up.
Q.
What do you call a blueberry that got stepped on?
A. Toe jam.
Q.
Why did the blueberry make such a good reporter?
A. It always had fruitful discussions.
Q.
Why did the blueberry go out with a fig?
A. It couldn't find a date.
Q.
What is it called when your blue jeans turn brown?
A. Dung-arees.
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Q.
Which classic rock band is the favorite of cows?
A. Moo-dy Blues.
Q.
What do you call a donkey with a banjo in Telluride, Colorado?
A. Bluegr-ass.
Q.
How do you describe it when your blue jeans are all worn
out?
A. They're on their last legs.
Q.
Why did the blonde, who slept with her cell phone under
her pillow, wake up with a $10 bill there instead?
A. She was visited by the Bluetooth Fairy! |
Q.
What do you call the colorful guy who invented denim pants?
A. A blue jean-ius!
Denverite:
I keep painting myself orange and blue.
Shrink: Are you a Broncos fan?
Patient: Yes.
Shrink: In Denver, that's perfectly normal.
Orange
you glad that last Denver Broncos pun blue you
away?
Q.
When should you put oranges in your beer?
A. Only once in a Blue Moon, or if you're on a tour of the
brewery in Golden, Colorado.
Q.
Which color is the favorite of wind turbine engineers?
A. Blew. |
Q.
What happens when you cross a gynecologist drinking Pabst
Blue Ribbon beer and a sexy blonde drinking Smirnoff vodka?
A. A Pabst Smir!
Drunken
Bar Pickup Poetry: Roses
are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper than having
dinner with you.
Q.
Which pop and soul superstar adores fish, especially bluefin,
yellowfin, and albacore?
A. Tuna Turner.
Q.
How many lumens does it take to replace a 60 watt light
bulb?
A. It doesn't matter as long as it's not that creepy blue
LED color!
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Q.
What do you call the extreme Broncos fans that live next
door in the orange house with the blue trim?
A. The Neigh-bors.
Q.
Why was the big Colorado dog still eating?
A. That blue brand grass-fed bison dog food gave him the
orange munchies.
Q.
Where do many true blue (and orange) Denver Broncos fans
live?
A. Mane Street in Downtown Littleton.
Q.
What happened when the red ship collided with the blue ship?
A. The sailors were all marooned!
US
Navy Point to Ponder: Why is the the official color Navy
Blue instead of Aqua Marine? |
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Faded Blue Puns, Bright Blue Color Jokes
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Multi-Color Humor |
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Jokes | Blue Jean Jokes | Blue
Moon Puns | Blue Monday Jokes |
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Paint Puns | Blue Eyed Jokes
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Cop Jokes |
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Skies | Bluetooth Jokes | Project
Blue Book | Black & Blue Boxing
Jokes |
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Oranges | Yellow Jokes | Gold
Color Puns | Toasty Brown
Jokes |
| Green Jokes | Red
Humor | Purple Puns |
Black Jokes, White Puns, Humor in B&W,
Gray LOLs |

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